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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: Monkey Face

Fortunately, the trip is planned for October.


2,581 posted on 05/07/2013 2:04:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: no-to-illegals; Tax-chick

:o])

TC told me all about the cheap wine and pretzels...I LIKE it!


2,582 posted on 05/07/2013 2:06:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Tax-chick

It will probably take that long for them to read English!


2,583 posted on 05/07/2013 2:07:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick

Heck nobody can keep a secret. What did we do again? I don’t think it happened.


2,584 posted on 05/07/2013 2:07:52 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick

Did I bring some shine? We didn’t get drunk did we?


2,585 posted on 05/07/2013 2:09:35 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

You sound like me: “Did I have fun at the party last night?”


2,586 posted on 05/07/2013 2:15:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Monkey Face
Shucks ... and I has to go cook dinner. Drink a full glass for me.
2,587 posted on 05/07/2013 2:20:16 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Eva would be pervading your head with something akin to electronica.
Something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfHCHgWusHM

Meanwhile, the chaos of having your mind invaded would be like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEZmbp_uqYg

[Horrid, isn’t it? Disorienting.]


2,588 posted on 05/07/2013 2:23:28 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: no-to-illegals

Thought is back from Poland again? Hello, Thought! Nice to see you again.


2,589 posted on 05/07/2013 2:24:21 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: no-to-illegals

Can’t. The cheap box of wine is waiting for me at Walmart, probably only available on my birthday, next week.

Dinner here was had at brekkity. Today, because I was up at 0330, brekkity was at 0930. :o|


2,590 posted on 05/07/2013 2:24:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: moose07

Have a pleasant evening, may tomorrow be bright and full of good news.


2,591 posted on 05/07/2013 2:25:38 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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Gotta go.
See everyone tomorrow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbAUwi4D3Ew
Hasty repairs in a nebula.


2,592 posted on 05/07/2013 2:28:19 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

ROCK ON!


2,593 posted on 05/07/2013 2:32:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Darksheare

This happened on the interstate near us this weekend

http://www.journal-news.net/page/content.detail/id/594159/Inwood-woman-and-Falling-Waters-man-dead-after-I-70-motorcyle-wreck.html?nav=5006

It’s very confusing because the two guys had almost identical names.

Horrible wreck.

I hate riding in groups.


2,594 posted on 05/07/2013 3:10:32 PM PDT by Salamander
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To: Salamander

Some folks are just plain vicious and vindictive when it comes to motorcycles. In the late ‘70’s, Igor and I were driving across the St.Charles/St.Louis bridge and saw a car door fly open, just about when a motorcycle passed us.

The door hit the rider, but he had seen it in time to hit his brakes. He was not killed, but probably only because he was AWARE of drivers such as the one ahead of us.

I have ridden pillion on a Harley, and I love it, but I had to have complete trust in the driver and his abilities to avoid problems. He would not knowingly put us into a situation that would do harm to either of us, and as an MP, he was totally aware of traffic.

I am so sorry about any motorcycle driver. We have a lot of them here because of the weather, but the accidents are horrendous. In one month last year, we lost 14 motorcycle drivers. :o([


2,595 posted on 05/07/2013 3:25:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Monkey Face

” saw a car door fly open, just about when a motorcycle passed us.”

I guess that’s one thing good about riding in a group.
The rest of them will go after the idiot in the car.

Couple years ago a driver crossed 2 lanes of bikes and cut off a rider near an exit ramp in the annual Veteran’s hospital benefit ride, causing the guy to lay his bike down.

The driver actually seemed surprised to be suddenly surrounded by 30+ angry bikers on the shoulder of I81.

We slowed down but kept going and the last I saw, he was rolling down the embankment just about the time one of the troopers escorting us got there.

After making sure the biker was okay, he seemed in no real hurry to save the car driver.

Maybe the driver “didn’t see” the other 3000+ bikers.


2,596 posted on 05/07/2013 3:35:04 PM PDT by Salamander
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To: Darksheare; ArGee; Dead Corpse; stephenjohnbanker; fanfan; Tax-chick; no-to-illegals; ...
"I admit getting some inspiration from that story."

I'm getting ready to read it.

2,597 posted on 05/07/2013 3:40:42 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: Salamander

Most bikers do good things. Even the bad ones have their good sides. And the police know this. Some days, it’s the idiocy of the car drivers that provokes the accident.

When I was living in Inglewood CA during the Rodney King riots, I heard a rumble coming up Crenshaw Blvd from the south, one night. I stepped outside to see motorcycles...it took 15 minutes for them all to pass, so I have no idea how many there were. (Crenshaw is four lanes wide with a wide median.)

All I knew is that they were in South Central before the National Guard, and it was the first night in four that I had a good sleep: Knowing the Bikers were on the job.


2,598 posted on 05/07/2013 3:43:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare
I think Darks wrote it. It would fit right in with Darks style.
2,599 posted on 05/07/2013 4:01:09 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: TheOldLady
yep, Thought made it back yesterday, I thinks. I's memory is fading. Hello TOL from Thought.
2,600 posted on 05/07/2013 4:04:12 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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