Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
I cannot afford Gold either ... so I look at pictures of you. Gives me the same thrill!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3016760/posts
I admit getting some inspiration from that story.
YOIKS!
What a SNAFU. They don’t make it easy for those of us who are of the Caucasian Persuasion, so I, some days, wish I were of the Darker persuasion or spoke with an unintelligible accent.
I’ve lost two jobs because of my heritage and lack of accent. At least, that I’m aware of. :o|
Ah, torpedo it is!
Oh, Moosie... I don’t want to USE the lamp! I just want to look at it! LOL!
I have oil lamps, but they are utilitarian. I want something I can look at and talk about. Sort of like a set of false teeth on the cocktail table. No one really wants them, but they want to know why you have them and how you got them. ;o]
OOOOHHHH! Lead is GOOD! I WILL own a sidearm before I die!
You sly dog! Cross my palms with copper and I will follow you anywhere! LOL!
Someone once said ... take inspiration from where one finds it. I think whomever said it was female, we males fail when thinking of inspiration given and taken.
I prefer given over taken but hey that is exactly what you said. Sorry for the copy. Copy ... Roger ... and Wilco. I like Copy. Roger ... never knew who he was; and Wilco always was confusing. Copy, but I was always told Stand By.
Honey, I cannot even afford the copper. How about some golden cheez-its?
Hmmm. Never hoid of it.
Did you get the vector, Victor?
I particularly like the loaded crossbows at various locations pointing at various devices for sitting in. They make darned fine conversation starters.
“I try not to invade your mind,” Eva said.
Her voice was distorted, as if through water, from somewhere over there.
Or was that everywhere?
“But the inside of your mind is a facinating place.” she said that in a heady tone, most unlike a machine and more like a human.
He was running, he was certain, but his eyes were not relaying what was actually in front of him.
One eye was, how did Eva put it, ‘cross shorted’ and the other was suborned.
“If you keep running like that, you will be injured. I cannot allow that.” she sounded somewhat upset.
“Anything is better than being a slave.” the thought drifted through his head.
Somewhere, on some level, he was aware of a ledge ahead.
And so he jumped.
Isn’t Vector on the airplane? Oops, maybe that’s Roger.
As long as there is beer. Or wine and pretzels...
I have.
Along with “Decision at Doona” and “Orion”
Shucks ... now my mind is singing ... It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small, small world.
Sweet dreams, Moosie! May tomorrow bring you optimism!
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