Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
No lie. We should all live so long as to Stand and Deliver...
There are nine enlisted ranks, E-1 to E-9.
In three years, I made six of them, and left as an E-6.
I didn’t think I could do better than that, so I wrapped it up.
I am reading a good on anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
I see what you did there.
I have met several people with that ability...my admiration for them knows no limits.
I have always said that being intelligent doesn’t mean you know all the answers. It just means that you know where to LOOK for the answers.
So I am never in the “I’ve FAILED!” group. I am always searching for answers....
The most important step in solving a problem, is identifying the problem.
And so, I am a Problem Solver. It’s how I live and how i HAVE lived. I like solutions! The only rule to finding a solution is logic. ;o]
Wrong.
The most important tool in finding a solution is perseverance. If logic is the only tool in your tool chest, the smart thing to do might be to give up.
Never throw Luck and Panic away. You never can tell.
Logic solves most problems. If I persevere, I will find the logical answer. Giving up is never an option.
And luck is for fools. Panic clouds the mind, and that’s never an answer.
And with that, I’m off to bed. Logic tells me I have been up way too long.
Sleep well, Bob! Your mind is a valuable tool. Don’t waste it! :o])
Yeah, by the temperatures outside, it feels like Christmas is just around the corner.
Does diatomaceous earth work on fire ants? We fight them all summer.
I can’t go to Weight Watchers this morning - must hold choir practice, and this was the only available time. Oh, well.
LOL!
Could a herd of giraffes make more mess in the bathroom than my sons do? I guess I don’t want to know ...
Yes, they could.
Just as a hint; among giraffes, even the females pee standing up.
And they have large-capacity bladders.
Well, enough of this banality - we have a busy day ahead.
Aligned electrons.
Um....Magic!
Yes, it’s that crazy-eyed look of, “It moved! I KILL IT!” Jake has that expression before he leaps on Shannon.
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