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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: Tax-chick

Plastic is good!

At one of the wakes, there was a dispenser like it, but it was filled with icewater and lemon slices. It looked pretty on the counter!

Looks like I’ll have to increase my herbal remedies next month, by adding cat’s claw to it. For now, I’m eating a “cocktail” of bananas, pineapple, ginger, cloves and cinnamon. Only I ran out of ginger last night. *le sigh*

I found the colored pencils at Walmart. I wonder how I missed them before? Also saw a CD/DVD storage case, but it was a little pricey, so I opted to wait.

One of the church members is supposed to help me empty out my storage unit, but now that I have the truck, I can probably bring about six tubs at a time here to sort through. As soon as I get the storage cases, I can rid a bookshelf of 100+ movies and put the books from storage that I want to keep.

Of course, since I paid for it yesterday, I will take the next month to clean out the unit, so I don’t have to pay for it in June. I’ve had it four years, and it’s time to sort...I KNOW I have summer and winter clothes in there! LOL!


2,301 posted on 05/04/2013 7:13:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I believe the squirrels are mocking me.)
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To: fanfan

Thank you for the insight. Have a great weekend!


2,302 posted on 05/04/2013 7:15:04 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: fanfan

Did you see the story about Napoleon on that page? Maybe somebody removed it?


2,303 posted on 05/04/2013 7:18:59 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Great strategy, and you also create an income stream in the process!


2,304 posted on 05/04/2013 7:20:55 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: TheOldLady

Poor little Halla....


2,305 posted on 05/04/2013 7:35:08 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: Monkey Face

I saw the disc cases, too, and they are rather pricey, even in vinyl. However, it is going to be your birthday ...

My mom is 75 today.


2,306 posted on 05/04/2013 7:47:24 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Monkey Face

Today is go-and-fetch some lemonade day. We always get a lot of the stuff when the Diamondbacks score six runs the night before, because it’s free tacos day at Taco Schnell. Buy a drink, free tacos. Tada!

(Are you feeling better today? I had a feeling you were not doing as well Thursday....:^()


2,307 posted on 05/04/2013 8:03:55 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: Monkey Face
I don’t know any other way to find out what the limit is on the mileage...”When it says “E,” is it really empty?” Not this time! LOL!

It means your car was pointing to the East. Of course, "E" always stood for "Excellent" in my book....

2,308 posted on 05/04/2013 8:07:41 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
(It is particularly imprudent to do this in a vehicle with fuel injectors. Running out of gas is to be avoided under all circumstances with them.)

This is wise advice from NnB about fuel injectors! My old car had them, and even though I warned her, my sister ran it out of gas shortly after I gave her the car (She had a nasty habit of doing that with her vehicles). It cost her about $700 to repair the damage.

2,309 posted on 05/04/2013 8:23:00 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s nice outside right now, so I have to get up and get going. Baby has a list of difficult Honey-Dos lined up for me and I need to finish a couple of them before it gets hot out. And I have to overcome a kitteh standing on my chest.

;’^(


2,310 posted on 05/04/2013 8:27:02 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; Tax-chick

Buried among the bits of glittery debris in the pack-rat’s nest, one occasionally discovers a sparkling gem.


2,311 posted on 05/04/2013 8:30:48 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: Tax-chick

Happy birthday to your Mom! I hope she lives long and prospers!


2,312 posted on 05/04/2013 8:43:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I believe the squirrels are mocking me.)
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To: NicknamedBob

“Don’t run your fuel injectors dry” is pretty sparkly. I don’t even know if I have injectors on my car, it’s so alien under the hood. There’s a big square aluminum thing that says “Hybrid” on it so God know what goes on in there. And I used to set the timing on my own car back in the ‘70’s....

I get the same conversation when I get my oil changed every year (whether it needs it or not):

“What year is it?”

“2009”

“How many miles?”

“Uhh...9,500.”

“*What year??*”


2,313 posted on 05/04/2013 8:44:26 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Thanks for asking Cyber. The ulcer is causing me a lot of discomfort, but as long as I can keep me in bananas and pineapple, I think I’ll be OK. I will give it another 10 days and hope that the worst is over.

My son and his wife just went to St Louis to watch the Kings play the St. Louis Blues. He said the Kings lost at the last minute. What a let-down.

Taco Hell has free tacos??? I wonder if they do that here for the 51’s?


2,314 posted on 05/04/2013 8:50:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I believe the squirrels are mocking me.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

LOL!

If my car was pointing to the East, I would probably make it point toward the SouthEast and head for AZ!!


2,315 posted on 05/04/2013 8:51:28 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I believe the squirrels are mocking me.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I always thought you were a sparkly gem, Bob. Or maybe it’s a glittery gem in some sparkling debris? Or not.


2,316 posted on 05/04/2013 8:55:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I believe the squirrels are mocking me.)
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To: Monkey Face

Yes, three free tacos whenever the D’backs get six runs, which they did last night. Unfortunately, the Padres got seven runs so we lost. Boo!

But we still get the tacos! Yaay! Baby likes them “Miggie-style,” which means they add sour cream and tomatoes for a buck. And we end up with about a gallon of lemonade.


2,317 posted on 05/04/2013 9:09:10 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: Cyber Liberty

I always ask for sour cream and guacamole. A taco isn’t a toco unless it’s loaded! LOL!


2,318 posted on 05/04/2013 9:33:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I believe the squirrels are mocking me.)
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To: Tax-chick

Look what I found while browsing through my coloring books...http://www.bellerophonbooks.com/23/

The Queen Eliz paperdoll book is the one I have. I got it years ago at the English Village at Lake Havasu City, AZ. I was there when they were just erecting London Bridge, and you could see all the numbers on the stones where they were marked for placement during its disassembly.

The maze had just been planted, too, and only a few shops were open.

Anyway, I’ve lost the cover of the book and some of the pages are marked with mold from being stored in a damp place. Still, I colored several of the pages. The artwork is so intricate that colored pencil or water colors are the only medium to use on them.

We’re talking brocade and embroidered designs. :o0


2,319 posted on 05/04/2013 9:51:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I believe the squirrels are mocking me.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Anoreth; stephenjohnbanker; Silentgypsy
"I don’t even know if I have injectors on my car, it’s so alien under the hood. There’s a big square aluminum thing that says “Hybrid” on it so God know what goes on in there."

Considering how much a new car costs these days, I think it might be practical to simply design your own, and have it built.

My only question would be how many things do I want it to do; fly, go on and over the water, and under, and a few other things.

Unfortunately, to do all that, I'd have to use a little high-tech, such as fuel injectors.

But before you start getting nervous about my dilemma, relax! I'm not really in the market for a new car, yet.

2,320 posted on 05/04/2013 10:25:59 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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