Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
People are all too often callus with the calculus and terrible with the trigonometry telemetry.
It’s a terrible sine.
Some of us lucky ones get grabbed by the PMO first.
Done and done.
BTW: If anyone wants to direct the YouTube version of that little story we can make a super-sweet deal on the rights.
I’ll ask around...
Did Sionnsar ever post some of his Egypt pictures?
Cute :-)
No, I don’t think so. I probably would have remembered, since I could compare them to my mother’s Egypt pictures.
China, yes, and Austria, but I don’t recall any from Egypt.
As an aside, I found a black bumbershoot in my vehicle today. How observant is THAT? LOL!
I seem to recall having seen some, but they might have been from PM links.
By my recollection, they were fairly ordinary cityscapes. Let me ponder the matter.
New tagline...
*uluhrch-h-h-h*
Sorry, but Scottish though my ancestry be, I don’t think I can ingest haggis...honest.
:o|
Aye, lass! This haggis weren’t for eating, it were for flyin’.
I found a link to some Egypt pictures. The account seems to be still active.
What did you want to do?
Eh?
Reminds me of James Killus' description of "bloons", living, or formerly living creatures resembling the Portuguese Man-o-War (jellyfish), bred for the upper atmosphere of Venus, to float around and convert carbon dioxide to oxygen, in his mystery set in the skies of Venus, Dark Underbelly.
My preferred method for allowing the treestuff of less utility to become one with the universe would be to haul them into the not so far north forty, heap them in a pile, and provide a means for them to be consumed by rapid oxidation thus releasing their stored carbon in one large batch. Unfortunately for that plan, the town has decreed that there is to be no intentional rapid oxidation of fallen treeparts until next month...
This is the reasoning behind hauling them to the far north forty and piling them up so that they leach their evil stored carbon over a much longer period of time.
Such concern for the local carbon footprint will no doubt cause me to be blessed with the blight of an Algore visit...
It is my understanding that in the eventuality of an unplanned Algore blight, er, visit, that Darksheare has volunteered to lead him on and expedition into the ecological environs of Bear Swamp...
Ah. Got it. Silly...
And with that, I’m taking my silly self to bed.
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