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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

First of the month is the day for the catz’ flea-drops. They hates us.


2,061 posted on 04/30/2013 7:30:33 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

First of the month is the day for the catz’ flea-drops. They hates us.


2,062 posted on 04/30/2013 7:30:43 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I KNOW tomorrow is another month: It is the month of Mother’s Day, LabLady’s birthday and my birthday, all within three days. *mumble* The only two that are interchangeable in their place in line is Mother’s Day and LabLady’s birthday. My birthday is ALWAYS last. :o|


2,063 posted on 04/30/2013 7:32:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I believe the squirrels are mocking me.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I like the peach sauvignon (I think that’s what it is) because I like peaches. But there was none in the cooler, and I just wanted to get home and forget my swollen feet and try to pretend I was normal and have been posting all this week.

*hahahahahahaha*


2,064 posted on 04/30/2013 7:35:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I believe the squirrels are mocking me.)
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To: Tax-chick

I think I can’t do you tube tonight...I’m waiting for the stupefying wand to hit me so I can go to bed.

His Stigness has finally been singing, though he started after I covered his cage. The rascal.


2,065 posted on 04/30/2013 7:36:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I believe the squirrels are mocking me.)
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To: Tax-chick

2,066 posted on 05/01/2013 2:55:06 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono; TheOldLady; Monkey Face; Anoreth; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; ColdOne; fanfan; ...

2,067 posted on 05/01/2013 3:54:27 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Tax-chick

How can I remain calm?

We clams do not run from danger.


2,068 posted on 05/01/2013 5:33:07 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: Tax-chick
In a word: awesome.


2,069 posted on 05/01/2013 5:41:18 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (No more usurpers.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome; NicknamedBob

Did you notice the cool tapestry on the wall?


2,070 posted on 05/01/2013 5:55:01 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m here, though I had a pretty miserable night. My legs cramped so bad that I had to walk half the night.

This morning, it’s only 67 degrees, and won’t get much above 80, though yesterday made up for it with 98 here.

I found a couple of really cool women/sister jokes in my emails this morning and the first thing I wanted to do was forward them to Ann... :o[

Also, I think I have an ulcer. Now I have to see how to treat it...


2,071 posted on 05/01/2013 7:20:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I believe the squirrels are mocking me.)
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To: Tax-chick

I think the tapestry was beautiful!

But then, I like most tapestries. Especially those made by indigenous peoples of other countries.

It’s good to be home!

The Stig has begun flinging his food. I’m glad it’s only seed and not canned cat or dog food...


2,072 posted on 05/01/2013 7:25:11 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I believe the squirrels are mocking me.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m missing something.

If he puts the cans someplace stupid this trash day so the sanitation crews can’t get to them, doesn’t that mean he has to move twice the trash next trash day to put it out again plus the new accumulation?

It seems to me that a properly lazy person would figure out REAL QUICK to put the cans where the sanitation crew can reach them.

Maybe if he also had to store any trash that wasn’t picked up the previous trash day in his room until the next pick-up he would learn that much faster?


2,073 posted on 05/01/2013 7:46:43 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: NicknamedBob

You got that right.

It doesn’t take all kinds, it’s just illegal to shoot most kinds.


2,074 posted on 05/01/2013 7:48:17 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Monkey Face

Wait, they inconvenienced you and you had to hurry?

What about those electric carts?

Airlines think they’re doing us a favor by taking our money.


2,075 posted on 05/01/2013 7:51:03 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: fanfan

I thought the chief qualifications for being PM of Canada were being Canadian and breathing.

Did I miss something?


2,076 posted on 05/01/2013 7:52:09 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: JoeProBono

That gif illustrates everything that’s right with the world.... Thank you for posting.


2,077 posted on 05/01/2013 7:57:44 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: Tax-chick

Don’t recall ever having been clam.


2,078 posted on 05/01/2013 7:58:53 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: Tax-chick

Upper left figure looks like a Tbird.


2,079 posted on 05/01/2013 8:00:37 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: Monkey Face

Do you take supplementary magnesium? I had leg cramps at night many years ago and that seemed to stop them.


2,080 posted on 05/01/2013 8:02:25 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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