Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
LOL!
But, no pressure.
Take your time.
I love the question-mark tail.
Ping!
Link to an explosive chemical reaction at Post 1814.
Sea anemone enemy.
Terrible idea to exist in one’s own comic strip.
That would mean you’re vulnerable to the things comic characters are vulnerable to.
Mandee, she would constantly snag fish out of teh fishbowl.
Not to eat them, just to watch them flop around until they quit flopping.
Agnes liked that, too.
Mandee [alternately “Mandy” depending on who did the spelling] would also turn on teh TV, change the channel, volume, etc.
She was just stepping on the remote becase it did things.
Nah, he’s a toon. You can drop anything you want on his head, he’ll shake it off. But break his heart, goes to pieces just like you and me.
Pencil erasers, and paint thinner are deadly to him.
Good morning, y'all! Bright, sunny and cold here.
Looks like insect version of DeLorean. Thank you for the new nightmare material. :o
Pyrotechnical chemists have all the fun. *sniffle*
The book cover is good, too!
Mr. Sg was a mechanic who specialized in driveability for exotic cars. He drove them to isolate the problems, and occasionally took them to parking lots so that he could pick up lunch, etc. He’d get out of the vehicle and people would look at him, shocked that a “normal looking person” would be driving such a high end car. Since he repaired a different car approximately every other day, he’d return to the parking lot having forgotten which vehicle he drove that day. The car alarm systems were a lifesaver in those days.
Ours adopt that conformation when they’re about to do something really obtuse. “Let the games begin, and may the odds be ever...!”
“I am NO chemist!” he said menacingly.
“No.. NO! You’re a MONSTER!” the crowd cried.
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