Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Morning T-c and everyone ... I sorry ... I forgot. Me was on the keyboard and I was distracted.
Is Me your cat? I wasn't posting last night because Jake was on the keyboard.
Is that a dog?
not exactly. I wants to keep some thing away from me.
Okay ...
Well, I must flee: Tom is Looming.
May your day be Great!
It barks like a dog, is cuddly as a kitten and looks like a gerbil on steroids. It's a prairie dog, and may soon become the new yuppie status pet.
I too. I hates to flee.
Prairie dog make for good target practice. Maybe I shouldn't say that.
Buenos mornings!!!
Did I miss the part where global warming explains postponing baseball games because of snow?
Sooooo cute! Good morning, y’all!
I saw a horror movie in my sleep...there was a flood and a violent windstorm, and somewhere in the melee, I couldn’t find Mr. Bill. It seems someone stole him.
I kept saying, “But he CAN’T be stolen! There is an alarm system, a clutch lock and a locking gas cap!”
But he was nowhere to be found.
That must be what woke me up!
A little bit of morning fun...!
Did you ever shred cheese into that Rotel stuff and nuke it? I love that on nachos. Do you have to have asbestos mouth to eat the new flavor?
Thnaks! (I lvoe it here!)
What brand of circular looms did you get?
I like white. Our home (inside and outside), garage, storage units, deck, coupe and motor home are white. I can decorate any way I want. We have stainless steel, ceramic tile (Rialto white), chrome shelving, mirrors and glass (clear and black). Dog-proof, cat-proof and Sg-proof. Easy to clean. If a tiny bug gets into the house, I see it immediately and take action. Yay, white! P.S. If you want to add color or patterns, you can change things easily and as often as you like. I didn’t use color w/exception of black and white until I read somewhere that some serial killers use that sort of decor or lack thereof. Who wants violence? I want easy cleanup. Sheesh!
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