Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
(I spelled Caesar wrong, didn’t I?)
The Movie Reviews
"The Boys and Girl From County Clare" with Bernard Hill, Charlotte Bradley, Andrea Corr,
Stephen Brennan, Eamonn Owens, Malachy Bourke, Brendan O'Hare, Leslie Bingham, Colm
Meaney, Shaun Evans, Philip Barantini, Frank Twomey, Emmet Kirwen
2005, Rated R for sexuality, language, and nudity, 94 minutes
Traveling to a music competition, two brothers (Meaney and Hill), who have been estranged for 20
years, attempt to sabotage each others vehicles and/or instruments. They both make it to the venue,
and both are on time and enter the contest. Meaney is the black sheep who left a woman "in the
lurch" and did not keep his promise to marry her when she was pregnant. The child, now an adult
learns all about it, but she takes it very well. Neither brother's band wins the contest, but some of
the members mix, mingle and find love. It was very enjoyable and funny, but not for small children.
★★★★
"Tomorrow Man" with Corbin Bernsen, Beth Kennedy, Morgan Russler, Zach Galligan
2001, Rated R for violence, 95 minutes
A gang of thugs from 30 years in the future steal a time travel device from the Time Cops, kill one of
them, and return to 1966 to kidnap a man's (Bernsen) son. The surviving Cop (Kennedy) follows
them to the past and brings Bernsen to 1996, where they work to find his son and return him to his
own time. The leader of the thugs is determined to keep the boy, some more time travel reveals
secrets that change Bernsen's life. It had a predictable but very satisfying ending, and we enjoyed it.
★★★★
Gee. Now I wish I had Netflix again. I had to unsubscribe due to fings beyong my control, but I will try again in a few monks. Meanwhile, I am writing down the movies as you review them so I can put them in my eventual queue. :o]
Please be sure to let us know how Ms Malkin’s speech was. Nothing like getting the natives riled up...(I just sent Harry Reid an email about his comment that...)
“And when talking about seniors, seniors love getting junk mail. It’s sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they’re part of the real world.”
I know for sure the black helicopters will be in my area soon....
I can relate to this in a rather distant way... Because. I never had a cranky baby...
LISTER: She's already married.
He turns away, sickened and stunned. Then, a thought occurs to him.
LISTER: What about the photograph?
He pulls it out and examines it again.
LISTER: I'm not the groom. (pointing to another figure in the picture) He is the groom!
CAT: Hey -- she's not as stupid as we thought!
LISTER: Why do women always leave me for total smegheads? Why do they dump me for men who wear turtleneck sweaters and smoke a pipe? I mean, natural yoghurt eaters! Reliable, sensible, dependable, and lots of other words that end in "-ible." He's obsessed with house-prices, and spends half his life in antique fairs looking for bargains and drinking wine. It's never beer, is it, it's always wine! "What do you want on your cornflakes, darling?" "Oh, I'll have some wine, please!" Smeg!
He leans against a wall, bitter and angry. CAT taps him on one shoulder.
CAT: You can tell all that, just from a photograph?
Harry Reid is a corrupt old marxist who really needs to go home, sit down, and shut up.
I detest junk mail.
That’s it!
It was odd to see a good Conservative Christian like Bernsen play the role he performed in this movie, but it all worked out eventually, and he did a great job.
GAH! Nightmares!
he is, unfortunately, a resident of the state I live in, but unlike me, he has sucked his way into the Senate, I told him, should there ever be a toss-up between he and me, I would win because I was arrogant and idiotic.
And so, I listen for the black helicopters and look for the black SUVs to follow me.
He puts his pants on just like I do, and I know more about him than he is comfortable with. He is so crooked he will have to be cork-screwed into his grave.
Junk mail was probably his idea...
HE was arrogant and idiotic.
*sheesh* I think I need to go make friends with my bed and wait for the movies that come in the middle of the night...
That may be okay for most people, but I prefer to be the conductor for that orchestra.
Besides, it's plot development.
Thanks TOL
Gosh ... another rule change?
You’re welcome, my friend.
please, don’t let me outta the cage, please. I likes me caged. Me likes bars! Somethign to drink thar.
Good morning!
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