Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Threat?
Er, thread.
Me and my typos.
Now he’s going to typo like a dyslexic poodle on meth and adderol next time he posts here.
My poodle takes exception to that simile.
She never typos.
That's because she dictates. She doesn't want to take a chance on chipping her claw polish on the keyboard.
Yes, poodles can be such divas.
I've never met any of that strain.
Back when I used to have a yard, when the Yeti started making too much noise I would just take some chocolate-covered strawberries down the block and dump them in the neighbor's yard. Then they'd go make noise down there.
I hated giving up the strawberries, but when the Yeti or the feral cats start making noise, you have to take action.
Well... there IS a plot of ground between 59th Street and about 110th Street that could be farmed...
But Blomdbug probably has made it illegal to grow anything in his Burgdom - even on your own windowsill - without the proper city issued permits, inspections, certifications, tests, and other such tape of crimson color...
These yeti seem interested only in throwing snow and being noxi-oids.
Defeated through digging, shoveling, plowing, or salting.
Which they hate.
Only about 3” so far. Hopefully it’s the last of the year.
We presently have sun and 67 degrees. It could be much worse ... in fact, it will be much worse for the next five days, but probably not below freezing.
I would love some 6-70 degree weather. Right now, it actually made it up to 21 of the promised 22 degrees. I’ll take that as one for the “win” column.
We had four or so inches of snow last night when I went to bed. Six or more total before the sleet.
THEN freezing rain cme and compacted it all down to three inches of “Bleeaugh”.
My Weight Watchers leader said this morning that she hoped we would get snow before the end of March! Tomorrow would be okay: I can’t go anywhere, because the high school Envirothon team is taking the van to Salisbury.
We have had a few “Bleeaugh” this year too. Sorry Darks.
DC, only 21? At least we are at the freezing point.
TC, people experiencing 67 are not allowed to complain.
Why does your Weight Watchers leader want snow?
To build a snowman with her grandson. We haven't had more than 1" all winter!
I understand. 1” is only enough snow to annoy.
“Why does your Weight Watchers leader want snow?”
They belong to some demonic snow worshipping cult!
EVIL!
Let's send 2 tickets for flights to the Yukon.
A guaranteed cure!
The middle school Envirothon team was 11th out of 23 teams. They will not go to the state competition (top 7 only), but this is quite a good result for our rather slapdash operation. Sally, the world’s social coordinator, said that public school team members told her they have “farm team systems” and choose only the best 5 students for their teams, while we had to reach even to assemble 5 students in the first place (and boy were they a bunch of GOOFS!).
High school competes tomorrow, and they went to state last year and have two repeat team members, Tom and Lydia, who is very hardworking.
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