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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: moose07
Now see what you've done! You've smeared blue all over the Northeast... ;-)

About 6" of the stuff here. (Umm.. Do you still use English measure there or do I have to say 16 cm...???!!!)

741 posted on 03/19/2013 1:45:07 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
or do I have to say 16 cm...???!!!)

LOLYou're not a prisoner of the EU,so you can say it however you like.
For a rough guide to things ,these are some of the installed codes: mm, cm, inches, feet, yards, meters, miles.
The simple rule is: Find the measurement that fits the situation with the least effort,and use that.
eg, Bricks are 8" long. Con-blocs are 30cm !
I refuse to use Km and Centilitres. Pah.

The Blue smear over north east was not a political statement,Honest.
:)

742 posted on 03/19/2013 1:59:40 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: moose07
The Blue smear over north east was not a political statement,Honest. :)

Based on the present method that the Lamestreammedia uses, with blue indicating libs, er, demonbats, yes it is. A political statement that is. A blue smear.. Populated by drainbramaged obomabots and their ever increasing taxes. (Of course, in New York, there is no discernable difference between the demonbats and the rinocans...) Have a good day Moose. Don't drown in the torrential fog!

743 posted on 03/19/2013 2:06:14 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Cajun Jihad

Come on, really, did you feed ‘em to the gators, slop the hogs, or just run them through the wood chipper? Enquiring minds wanna know. (/s, as if! Sheesh!)


744 posted on 03/19/2013 2:15:18 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: Smokin' Joe; Monkey Face; Anoreth; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Darksheare; ...

745 posted on 03/19/2013 2:22:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: Tax-chick

Oh! Two big, orange cats! Heaven...


746 posted on 03/19/2013 2:39:43 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

And a catbeems window. Makes me want to nap already.


747 posted on 03/19/2013 3:23:45 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: Tax-chick

Nap? I’m still trying to pry my eyes open.


748 posted on 03/19/2013 4:37:57 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Going viral -- Put your faith in your Church, and your doubt in your Government's "Good Works".)
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To: All
Allright!!! Who ordered snow last night???

I want my global warming and I want it NOW!!!

749 posted on 03/19/2013 5:31:16 AM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: ArGee

You can send that snow over here, RG. I feel as if I didn’t get enough of it this year (or last year, for
that matter).

It’s warm (34°) and breezy here today, but overcast. I don’t understand why this part of the country,
even though it’s in the northeast, suffers from global warming when no one else does.

Two days ago, the snow passed us to the north. Yesterday, it passed us to the south. And here we sit,
unprecipitated upon. I worry about the water table. We buy electric and phone only, everything else
is propane, well, and septic system.

The seasonal swamp has flowing water in it, though. We’re probably all right. But I like the snow.


750 posted on 03/19/2013 5:42:36 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: ArGee; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

43 and drixxle here. Sally and Pat are off to the “Envirothon,” with several other nerdy children. This will test their knowledge of forestry, aquatic resources, soil science, wildlife, and local environmental issues. Also, they will spend the day in the mud, because it rained all night in Salisbury, just as it did here.

I’m going to Weight Watchers, and I’ve delegated returning library books to Bill, because I also have to go to Walmart: we’re out of baby-mush.


751 posted on 03/19/2013 5:44:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: TheOldLady

If shipping weren’t so expensive out of Gotham I’d send you a truckload. However, it will likely all be melted off by the end of the day.

Being on an island I don’t worry much about drought - well that and there isn’t any farmland for miles.


752 posted on 03/19/2013 5:47:51 AM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: HKMk23

I will gladly give my share of Greek yogurt ro Mrs. HKMk23. Good health to her! *hug*


753 posted on 03/19/2013 5:52:55 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: moose07

Now THAT was a funny man! Extremely talented and very savvy.

*hugs to you again*


754 posted on 03/19/2013 5:57:52 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: moose07

ACK! Green stuff on one map, blue stuff on the other! No wonder my bones hurt! Get it away! It hurts us!


755 posted on 03/19/2013 5:59:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Silentgypsy; Cyber Liberty; Monkey Face

Face has wondered if she and I were related due to certain parallels.
One of which was the misreading of things in a hurry and going, “Hunh, that actually made sense.”


756 posted on 03/19/2013 6:12:58 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

Mrs. ArGee wanted to know whether there was a Joey Snake to counter Benny Hill.

That was her way of suggesting too much humor about breasts in the shows.

But Benny WAS funny. A always loved those high-speed vignettes at the end.


757 posted on 03/19/2013 6:36:11 AM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Darksheare
One of which was the misreading of things in a hurry and going, “Hunh, that actually made sense.”

I finally discovered a lot more things make sense if I start with the assumption I have no idea what's going on.

758 posted on 03/19/2013 6:36:53 AM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: ArGee

I never know what’s going on, hence why family reunions tend to be chaotic.


759 posted on 03/19/2013 6:39:24 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick

760 posted on 03/19/2013 6:40:52 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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