[ArGee]

Now he’s going to typo like a dyslexic poodle on meth and adderol next time he posts here.

My poodle takes exception to that simile.

She never typos.

That's because she dictates. She doesn't want to take a chance on chipping her claw polish on the keyboard.

[Darksheare]

Yes, poodles can be such divas.