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[Darksheare]

Threat?
Er, thread.
Me and my typos.
Now he’s going to typo like a dyslexic poodle on meth and adderol next time he posts here.

[ArGee]

Now he’s going to typo like a dyslexic poodle on meth and adderol next time he posts here.

My poodle takes exception to that simile.

She never typos.

That's because she dictates. She doesn't want to take a chance on chipping her claw polish on the keyboard.

[Darksheare]

Yes, poodles can be such divas.

[ArGee]

These yeti seem immune.

I've never met any of that strain.

Back when I used to have a yard, when the Yeti started making too much noise I would just take some chocolate-covered strawberries down the block and dump them in the neighbor's yard. Then they'd go make noise down there.

I hated giving up the strawberries, but when the Yeti or the feral cats start making noise, you have to take action.

[NoCmpromiz]

and there isn’t any farmland for miles.

Well... there IS a plot of ground between 59th Street and about 110th Street that could be farmed...

But Blomdbug probably has made it illegal to grow anything in his Burgdom - even on your own windowsill - without the proper city issued permits, inspections, certifications, tests, and other such tape of crimson color...

[Darksheare]

These yeti seem interested only in throwing snow and being noxi-oids.
Defeated through digging, shoveling, plowing, or salting.
Which they hate.

[fanfan]

Only about 3” so far. Hopefully it’s the last of the year.

[Tax-chick]

We presently have sun and 67 degrees. It could be much worse ... in fact, it will be much worse for the next five days, but probably not below freezing.

[Dead Corpse]

I would love some 6-70 degree weather. Right now, it actually made it up to 21 of the promised 22 degrees. I’ll take that as one for the “win” column.

[Darksheare]

We had four or so inches of snow last night when I went to bed. Six or more total before the sleet.
THEN freezing rain cme and compacted it all down to three inches of “Bleeaugh”.

[Tax-chick]

My Weight Watchers leader said this morning that she hoped we would get snow before the end of March! Tomorrow would be okay: I can’t go anywhere, because the high school Envirothon team is taking the van to Salisbury.

[fanfan]

We have had a few “Bleeaugh” this year too. Sorry Darks.

DC, only 21? At least we are at the freezing point.

TC, people experiencing 67 are not allowed to complain.

Why does your Weight Watchers leader want snow?

[Tax-chick]

Why does your Weight Watchers leader want snow?

To build a snowman with her grandson. We haven't had more than 1" all winter!

[fanfan]

I understand. 1” is only enough snow to annoy.

[Darksheare]

“Why does your Weight Watchers leader want snow?”

They belong to some demonic snow worshipping cult!
EVIL!

[JoeProBono]

[fanfan]

They belong to some demonic snow worshipping cult!

Let's send 2 tickets for flights to the Yukon.

[JoeProBono]

[Darksheare]

A guaranteed cure!

[Tax-chick]

The middle school Envirothon team was 11th out of 23 teams. They will not go to the state competition (top 7 only), but this is quite a good result for our rather slapdash operation. Sally, the world’s social coordinator, said that public school team members told her they have “farm team systems” and choose only the best 5 students for their teams, while we had to reach even to assemble 5 students in the first place (and boy were they a bunch of GOOFS!).

High school competes tomorrow, and they went to state last year and have two repeat team members, Tom and Lydia, who is very hardworking.