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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: TheOldLady

Good morning!

We’re off to the Davidson College Reptile Show, an important scientific event.


3,541 posted on 04/06/2013 6:02:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (That sound? It's either the love call of the sand-squid, or my son playing the guitar.)
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To: Tax-chick

Professor Mike Dorcas (right) and student assistants showed off a 14 1/2 foot python at Reptile Day in 2012. (Cristina Mourao/DavidsonNews.net)Davidson College Herpetology Lab presents its annual Reptile Day on April 6, a day to see, touch and learn about reptiles and amphibians. It’s free and open to the public and a local favorite among kids and adults.


3,542 posted on 04/06/2013 6:06:18 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: TheOldLady

Rumor has it that Xagthrath and I have some molecules in common.


3,543 posted on 04/06/2013 7:32:48 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Tax-chick; All

Good morning, y’all!


3,544 posted on 04/06/2013 7:33:52 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: JoeProBono

Reminds me of that chick on NCIS-LA...the one with the tattooed eyeball.


3,545 posted on 04/06/2013 7:55:13 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: JoeProBono

Very, very close to reality. [smiles]


3,546 posted on 04/06/2013 8:46:25 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Tax-chick
OMGoodness! I love reptiles!

When Bryan and I used to hike in California, we met plenty of lizards and snakes. Once we saw a pencil-sized snake
on the path, and when I picked it up to keep it from being trampled, it bit me, LOL! Razor-sharp teeth were too tiny
to break through my skin, but it did successfully scare off the giant monster who was about to eat it (it thought) when
I put it into the foliage at the side of the trail. That was really, really neato.

Once we came upon a blue-bellied lizard, and when I tried to scare it off the trail, it ran up my leg. When I reached
for it, it climbed into my hand and sat there like a pasha. I released it into the shrubbery as well. I just love it when
stuff like that happens.
3,547 posted on 04/06/2013 8:57:21 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Silentgypsy

Ah, so...


3,548 posted on 04/06/2013 8:58:25 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
Reptile
3,549 posted on 04/06/2013 9:15:32 AM PDT by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them.)
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To: null and void

Thanks, Nully. Y’all put the thread to sleep with that one...

;o]


3,550 posted on 04/06/2013 11:05:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: sweetliberty

Happy Birthday!!!


3,551 posted on 04/06/2013 11:34:30 AM PDT by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them.)
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To: JoeProBono; TheOldLady

We saw that very python, only she’s bigger now. Prof. Dorcas gave a talk on the Burmese python invasion.


3,552 posted on 04/06/2013 12:01:57 PM PDT by Tax-chick (That sound? It's either the love call of the sand-squid, or my son playing the guitar.)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxKSpWvmdLM

“The seven sisters who would come for me.”

Uh.. probably not a good thing if it’s Eva and her sisters.


3,553 posted on 04/06/2013 1:09:34 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: NicknamedBob; JoeProBono

I disrepect all silicon bugs I run across.
Hideous things that they are.

];-)


3,554 posted on 04/06/2013 1:10:44 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XTU66zow_8

Instrumental from the guy being chased by Eva and her sisters.
I’d say she got him.


3,555 posted on 04/06/2013 1:19:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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3,556 posted on 04/06/2013 1:55:38 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono; Darksheare
Ummm...

Wonder if Frontline will control an infestation of these...

3,557 posted on 04/06/2013 1:59:03 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Darksheare
"I disrepect all silicon bugs I run across.
Hideous things that they are."

Well, them, yeah. Don't blame you.

But I thought the invading creatures in "The Host" were rendered quite well, as beautiful and delicate monsters-that-take-over-your-body-and-banish-your-mind-to-nothingness.

Just saying.

The Silicon Bugs, it occurs to me, are the equivalents in our future universe (mutual future, futual), of Larry Niven's Kzinti. A Kzin Warrior is an awesome fighting individual, emphasis on the individual. As a group, there's always so much infighting among them that their individual qualitice are muted.

Silicon Bugs are more like living tanks. Not exactly organic, as we think of it, since their metabolism is based on Silicon, but darn difficult as a military opponent. I mean, they managed to survive for centuries, after crashing on Venus. for crying out loud!

Admittedly, they had to modify their own body forms to do it, but even that is something we would never have been able to do.

I just hope we never run into their original phenotype somewhere out there. They could be even more advanced!

And an opportunity for a tag-line update.

3,558 posted on 04/06/2013 2:00:33 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: Monkey Face

Thanks for the update!

That sounds like what my daughter went through. (Due on the 19th, born on the 27th.)

LOL, imagine if they shared the same birthday? Poor Grandma-Great-Grandma!


3,559 posted on 04/06/2013 2:46:05 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: fanfan

If Elena were born on Connor’s birthday, I would consider it a good thing...first grandchild, first great-grandchild! It’s a good idea! ;o]


3,560 posted on 04/06/2013 2:51:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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