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Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
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But I thought crappie were racist... After all, there's black crappie and white crappie... and they compete for food. In addition, they attempt to hide their racism by disguising their true name, often going by the aliases of strawberry bass, speckled bass, speckled perch, calico bass, and Oswego bass.
Disclaimer: Over the years I have managed to catch and consume the white, black, speckled, and calico versions of this species. I celebrate their diversity (even if it is purely semantic)... ;-)
Found that what alias they were using depended on what river you caught them in...
Democrappie are racist.
Are you talkin' to me?
Actually Mikey, not if I can help it!
We need someone to enhance a photo of Bloomie by the addition of a Super Big Gulp in his hand...
The fish were about 3” long, and they assembled in large schools. Anoreth said she had “fished” for them with a machine gun in Thailand, and she insisted that they were also native to Missouri. My grandfather (who was keeping a saloon in the dream, although he was a doctor in real life) said he’d never seen them, but I told Anoreth she should look them up on her Smartphone and show him, and then he would give her the machine gun, which was on William F. Buckley’s speedboat.
I know, it was weird.
Next time maybe we can find one of him with an AK or a Glock or something similar ;-)
Please excuse my ignorance: when did being annoying become a virtue? Gotta get my act together.
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An excellent method of cleaning the little critters and readying them for pan frying.
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I thought Captain Kirk was cute, but I wanted to BE Spock.
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