But I thought crappie were racist... After all, there's black crappie and white crappie... and they compete for food. In addition, they attempt to hide their racism by disguising their true name, often going by the aliases of strawberry bass, speckled bass, speckled perch, calico bass, and Oswego bass.
Disclaimer: Over the years I have managed to catch and consume the white, black, speckled, and calico versions of this species. I celebrate their diversity (even if it is purely semantic)... ;-)
Found that what alias they were using depended on what river you caught them in...
Democrappie are racist.