Good morning, everyone!
Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
OMGoodness! Joe! Have some more coffee, or maybe a little green tea or something, but come out of the cupboard and give us a smile. Pretty please?
Good morning, everyone!
You’re welcome, Thought, sweetie!
One of my favorite passages from WFB's autobiography "Miles Gone By" describes our protagonist's "somnambulistic" ascent of his boat's ladder in the middle of the night while underway on one occasion.
It's currently raining cats and dogs here on this fine Minus Nine India time zone evening.
Gonna need a tougher umbrella. . .
I like it.
Farther down the thread, it looks like a Kitteh Kaption Kompetition!
Up this morning, pain free for now.
But I have to wash clothes, so wish me luck... ;o]
Good luck.
Is that with the pain or the wash?
Yay! Pain free! I hope it was just indigestion or something. I get chest pains sometimes when I’m swallowing my vitamins and something gets stuck in my esophagus. Those giant fish-oil capsules can be persnickety from time to time.
I’ve had heart pains (after my surgery), but they felt as if I was getting stabbed in the back.
Could just be my friends gossiping about me; one never knows.
Luck with the laundry without being in pain while doing it. ;o]
Why do you give oil capsules to giant fish?
OK, good luck with neither your laundry or your body being a pain.
I’ve had angina for over 40 years (I was in my late 20s when it started) but as I get older and less active (or more stressed) it has gotten worse.
I’ve learned to live with it, but it’s a real pain...no pun intended. Used to be, Nitro could ease it, but now it takes a hit of Nitro and a baby aspirin. Oddly enough, my heart is strong with no disease, but I have always had poor circulation, and that is what causes the angina.
I spent most of yesterday in bed, contrary to other plans, and took several naps, so I’m thinking I did the right thing! :o]
He shook his head. "I don't see anything."
"Watch again," I said. Then I went across the street and crossed into the same pool of light. Suddenly he was up, a shocked look on his face. "Did you see it?" I asked. "Yes," he said. "They didn't cast a shadow."
LOL! Thanks!
There you go! A friend gossiping about me, and to my face to boot! This is just too annoying.
I don’t feed the capsules to giant fish. I make the capsules with the fat from giant fish. Don’t tell PETA.
Well, I liked the first movie well enough - even before it was remixed, remastered, remade, and recycled. I think I saw it twice.
I saw "The Muppet Movie" three times. I think Lucas caught on, which is why he put a Muppet in the second - oops, I'm sorry - the fourth movie.
How it should have ended
Suddenly Luke hears Ben's voice saying, "Use the force, Luke."
Luke replies, "Ben, you used the force, and now you're dead. I'm gonna go with this computer."
Be careful! Only one week until your Royal Visit!
That would be a very short and sweet ending to the story.
The next three Films (Movies) are coming out soon...
These would not be possible if Luke had ‘Gone with the computer’.
Must be getting old, now i wish he had gone with it.
Six more hours of flashing lights and silly noises no longer appeals. :(
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