Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Umm... then it would be a zombie. How Undead...
If you have a look on Google images, you will see that the supply of Orange smoke images is satisfyingly large.
One can never have enough orange smoke. :)
It’s like this thread was just asking for it.
A distant speck appeared in the ether and began to grow larger at an alarming rate. As it approached, a howling yell became audible; growing to deafening volume then cut short by a blinding flash of blue-white light, and an earth-rattling impact.
“....eeeeeeaaaaaaAAAAHHHHHH!!!”
[**FOOMPH**]
Silence reigned supreme as a thick cloud of dust slowly wafted away on the light breeze. The clearing cloud left behind a lone figure lying motionless on the ground. All of the loose surface soil had been blasted away in radial lines extending outward from the corpse to a distance of some ten or twelve feet.
A minute passed. Then two more. A brief gust of wind sent a small tumbleweed dancing over the body. Ever so slightly, a finger twitched. The dead man coughed, grimaced, and drew a long, slow, excruciating breath allowing it to escape, again, with a pain-riddled, “uuunnngggghhh.”
The not-dead man did not stir, again, for a very long time, as he seemed to be calling his own soul back from the distant reaches of deep space; perhaps even farther. At last, he rolled onto his back, and opened his eyes to the clear blue noonday sky.
“Beware the Ides of March,” he intoned dryly. “And I thought you only meant Caesar.”
Are you sure you're not upset that you had to do a load of laundry today? Isn't lubing the washer with your coffee a bit extreme?
Yeah! Thanks for the IBTZ. I so rarely get them.
My pleasure ;-)
That’s a cynical-looking kizzy right there.
That is true! BTW.. referencing something from the previous location, do auto dealers on your side of the Big Pond let you take test drives, and if so, what would their reaction be to a similar situation as was posted?
Or don't you have any Jeff Gordon types over there?
She is a very serious Viking Kizzy. I wouldn’t mess with her if I were you...
Yeah, I got here just after the zot, had my reply typed and when I went back to add the zot pingees, the reply block was blank. I just posted withour alerting you and others.
Having checked on who JG was,it would be very difficult to achieve a prank.
They always take a copy of both parts of the driving licence and phone through to ensure it's validity. Killjoys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2d1gQ1x7dI
this is teh video in reverse minus the “music”.
Let me know if this owrks for you.
That’s okay, darlin’. I combined my zot and undead thread ping lists, so most people are covered.
This is the new Undead Thread. Darksheare has moved the Flying Castle from our old digs to here, officially, as of today.
Yes, I see it now requires that. That sux.. It was a most entertaining video. Well, at least Monkey Face got to see it...
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