Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Outta here for the night!
NIGHT!
I don’t want a white snake: they’re too expensive.
Not to mention looking a bit, um, weathered... ;-)
No, he rather enjoys it?
Yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Quackers will appreciate the thought. Last year, he was beset by vicious turtle-looking things who took a chunk out of one of his webs. If I see one of those so-and-so’s, I’m gonna give it what-for!
Substitute “fun” for “craziness.”
Concur.
Yes. They need to improve on Soil Science.
Anyway, we took Crowbar for his annual checkup and immunizations. I feel like I've been in a 60 minute wrestling match. He was so terribly nervous and hyperactive that they even escorted me into the back area at the vet so that I could decrease his stress (fat chance). Don't know how many calories it burned, but I've counted it as a workout for today. Interestingly, we stopped at the supermarket for eggs, and the owner of a gigantic pickup truck parked next to us said something to his young passengers about not messing with a woman's dog and he wouldn't have blamed me if I (...muffled words as he closed the door of the truck.) What on earth did he think I'd do to some innocent kids who were curious about Crowbar? So astonishing. I don't need to get out more. There's a lot of peculiarity out there....
I’m certain that they will work very hard. Tonight, I’m going to have really good dreams about kids who work hard and succeed!
:-)
NOOOOOOOO! Don’t kill the spiders!!
Don’t you know that killing spiders makes it rain and snow? Yeesh!
Catch and release outside ONLY!! However, you may take them as far away from your domicile as you wish. But NO KILL!!
That would be a snapping turtle - they eat ducks. Well, they eat just about anything actually..
I’m gonna give it what-for!
Nah... eat them instead. They are delicious.
Here...
Of course, if you grab your culprit, it will not be canned, so you will really need THIS recipe...
My job as a poet, is to look at things differently.
Sigh... I love spiders.
You couldn’t give advice on how to be annoying, Colonel.
Now, I could write an instruction book for it, but you’re just not annoying at all.
Of course it’s not a bad thing to be the go-to buy for craziness. Your talent for bending and twisting
the inter-dimensional continuum into amusing and informative material is just monumental!
And the trans-dimensional hazards and inverted predators that you warn about gives everyone a
chance, not a great chance, but a chance not to get too maimed or overly and permanently killed.
You’re a great guy, Darks!
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