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To: no-to-illegals

NOOOOOOOO! Don’t kill the spiders!!

Don’t you know that killing spiders makes it rain and snow? Yeesh!

Catch and release outside ONLY!! However, you may take them as far away from your domicile as you wish. But NO KILL!!

1,055 posted on 03/20/2013 4:01:38 PM PDT by TheOldLady

To: TheOldLady; no-to-illegals; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy

"NOOOOOOOO! Don’t kill the spiders!!"

My job as a poet, is to look at things differently.

Spiders

I know you don’t like spiders. I think we all agree.
Nature’s wonders are all great, some things I need not see.
Like spiders in the bathroom! Some folks deny the fact,
But traces show they’ve been around, them and their trapeze act!

You may not see a spider, but proof remains behind.
Their spiderwebs displaying dust, in corners and aligned.
They are not there to prove to you your dusting could improve,
But only that some tiny bugs have been upon the move.

Spiders are exterminators, no need to give a call,
They show up anytime you’ve got those bugs there on your wall.
They’ll clean up all those crawly pests, but if they miss a guest,
They’ll lay some eggs down so their young will dine upon the rest.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . July 13, 2005

1,057 posted on 03/20/2013 4:11:28 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Going viral -- Put your faith in your Church, and your doubt in your Government's "Good Works".)

To: TheOldLady; no-to-illegals; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; All

“Catch and release outside ONLY!! However, you may take them as far away from your domicile as you wish. But NO KILL!!”

Any chance you can find a way to apply this plan to zone 4b?
If I put a spider outside in the winter, it will freeze to death.
Oh, the Spidanatie!

1,073 posted on 03/20/2013 5:53:21 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")

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