[Silentgypsy]

Mr. Quackers will appreciate the thought. Last year, he was beset by vicious turtle-looking things who took a chunk out of one of his webs. If I see one of those so-and-so’s, I’m gonna give it what-for!

[NoCmpromiz]

vicious turtle-looking things

That would be a snapping turtle - they eat ducks. Well, they eat just about anything actually..

I’m gonna give it what-for!

Nah... eat them instead. They are delicious.

Here...

Snapper Soup

Of course, if you grab your culprit, it will not be canned, so you will really need THIS recipe...