***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[envisio]

Hey we menz is talking about wimmenz clothing and the lack thereof over here.

[r-q-tek86]

najida... now there’s a name I haven’t seen in a long time.

[envisio]

Doh!

61 was for you.

“Hey we menz is talking about wimmenz clothing and the lack thereof over here.”

[ArGee]

He’s not following the rewells! Mr. Moderator, you have to stop him. He’s not following the rewells!!!

[N. Theknow]

On Saint Patrick's Day, an Irishman who had a little to much to drink was driving home from the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulled him over. "So," said the cop to the driver, "Where have you been?"

"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

[ArGee]

Your post wasn’t there either. I really should refresh before I start posting.

Is that anything like taking a leak before grabbing another beer?

[envisio]

rules*

[N. Theknow]

Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up to his face and said to Paddy "Jez, that looks like Sean"

To which Paddy replied "No Sean is taller than that"

[ArGee]

“Hey we menz is talking about wimmenz clothing and the lack thereof over here.”

And, apparently, one of us wants a bar fight. ;)

[ArGee]

But when you spells it dat way, it doesn’t has the ap-PROP-ree-ate accent, donchano.

Ennyhoo, it’s impawtant ta folla da rewells.

[r-q-tek86]

Is that anything like taking a leak before grabbing another beer?

Sadly, it's more like taking a leak before you unzip

[envisio]

I see RG is getting an early start on St Patricks Day.

[ArGee]

Three Irish women were walking home one night when they noticed a man passed out under a cart. His upper body was underneath the cart but his kilt and legs were extending out into the sidewalk.

The first woman says, "I wonder who he is?" With no other option to identify him, she discretely lifts the kilt and says, "Och, at least it's not my Angus."

The second woman discretely lifts the kilt and says, "Tank de Virgin, it's not my Paddie."

The third woman discretely lifts the kilt and says, "Ladies, he's not even from our village."

[r-q-tek86]

In preparation for this week-end, I had new locks installed...

[absolootezer0]

Is that anything like taking a leak before grabbing another beer?

only if you re-post the same image on a different page.

[ArGee]

I see RG is getting an early start on St Patricks Day.

It's St. Patrick's Day????

Good heavens! It is.

So sorry, I was busy finishing my celebration of Pi Day. Let me turn the calendar over and get cranking!!!

[Arrowhead1952]

The recoil seems to have blown most of her clothing off!

Looks like the mods didn't like that .gif in #11....

[ArGee]

[absolootezer0]

no.. an early start to st patty’s day means you start drinking for st patty’s day at 6:29am on march 18th.

[ArGee]

I see RG is getting an early start on St Patricks Day.

Singing.

Loudly.

And off key!

I'm a rambler an' a gambler an' a long way from home.
An' if ya dinna like me, well leave me alone.
I'll eat when 'm hungry and drink when 'm dry.
An' if moonshine dinna kill me I'll live 'till I die.

I've been a moonshiner for many a year.
I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer.
Now bless all moonshiners and bless all moonshine.
Their breath smells as sweet as the dew on the vine.

Put that in the pot at the end of yer rainbow, lads!