***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Stevens 320 right in the doorway. I gave it 5 shells, and noticing that it had no legs, even placed it in my wheelchair to help it get around. I then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it. It hadn’t rolled itself outside. It certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and it’s the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. Alright, well I’m off to check on my spoons. I hear they’re making people fat.

(This is meant to make a point, not to be a literal representation of events. No gun was actually left unattended, just as no spoons were actually checked on. If you cannot grasp this, then you are more dense than the metal the gun is made from. Thank you.)

[r-q-tek86]

I've heard Michelob Ultra is like making love in a canoe

[llevrok]

[r-q-tek86]

I wasn’t complaining, just happy to know that there is another club member aboard.

[TheOldLady]

Old ladies can die laughing, you know. You’re giving me a tummy ache. ;-P

[Cyber Liberty]

I’m on the OFST, aren’t I? I thought it was a prerequisite.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Yeah, I know. It’s mighty liberal of me, ain’t it? ;)

[envisio]

I’ve done that and its nothing like it.

[llevrok]

My 8 year old grand niece just got her first pair of boots - pink.

I sent this photo to her mom with the comment - “it is never too soon to teach a girl how to accessorize those boots”.

Her dad (my nephew) is rolling on the floor!!

[r-q-tek86]

RE your about page... Is “Nice Lady JAG” different from “Lady JAG”?

[Old Sarge]

You know how the Chinese name their children? They drop a fork on the floor.

Well, that explains "YAO!!"

[r-q-tek86]

I’ve done that and its nothing like it.

F-ing close to water? Sure it is...

[Old Sarge]

Now what?

I had posted that very same .gif two weeks ago, and there was no issue!?

Must be the sunspots, or something...

[envisio]

Oh, well, when you say it like that....

[TheOldLady]

Now I don’t believe you’re the one who got it deleted.

There’s nothing liberal about you, sir.

[Cyber Liberty]

Is “Nice Lady JAG” different from “Lady JAG”?

Nope! Lady Jag happens to be a nice lady who made a cartoon for me.

[r-q-tek86]

Did y'all know I can jump higher than my house?







In all fairness, my house can't jump very high at all.

[Cyber Liberty]

New Mods are apparently being trained, and there’s always a shake-out of the jerks.

[envisio]

Aside from his tattoos and penchant for midget porn, yeah he’s pretty conservative.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Well, what man here wouldn’t get a little hot under the collar at the sight of a half-naked woman using a rifle?

And define “beer.”

[r-q-tek86]

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