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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 03/15/2013 5:42:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Stevens 320 right in the doorway. I gave it 5 shells, and noticing that it had no legs, even placed it in my wheelchair to help it get around. I then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it. It hadnt rolled itself outside. It certainly hadnt killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadnt even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and its the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. Alright, well Im off to check on my spoons. I hear theyre making people fat.
(This is meant to make a point, not to be a literal representation of events. No gun was actually left unattended, just as no spoons were actually checked on. If you cannot grasp this, then you are more dense than the metal the gun is made from. Thank you.)
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: guns; insanity; ofst; silliness
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To: TheOldLady
Ah... I love Guinness. Guinness is good for you.Try it with a scoop of Blue Bell vanilla some time. I know what you're thinking, but trust me.
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posted on
03/15/2013 9:38:19 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: TomServo
Fine!
Just Kidding. ;) You're still welcome here....I just won't ping you.
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posted on
03/15/2013 9:38:39 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Berlin_Freeper
I see Einstein
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posted on
03/15/2013 9:39:17 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
So, you got it deleted? ;-P Tsk!
To: Lucky9teen
165
posted on
03/15/2013 9:44:13 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Lucky9teen
166
posted on
03/15/2013 9:45:53 AM PDT
by
envisio
(Its on like Donkey Kong!!)
To: TheOldLady
To: Cyber Liberty; Old Sarge
Sarge is a pretty cool guy. He probably just didn’t see your post.
Let’s try this again. Sarge, will you please FReepmail the links to the deleted pictures to Cyber Liberty?
Pretty please with bacon, rib eye steaks, and baked potatoes on it?
To: envisio
unfocus your eyesDone
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posted on
03/15/2013 9:48:26 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: r-q-tek86
Oh!!! Like a root beer float without the root beer! Sounds really delicious.
Trust me, you have no idea what I’m thinking... ;-D
To: humblegunner
To: TheOldLady
A friend of mine and I used to eat at this burger joint in College Station. We always had a burger and a Guinness then ice cream for dessert. One day the waiter brought the ice cream before we had finished the Guinness and we thought “What the hell” and dumped it in. It became a staple thoughout the college years.
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posted on
03/15/2013 9:53:28 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: TheOldLady; Old Sarge
And plent of *real butter* on them both!
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posted on
03/15/2013 9:56:13 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: Lucky9teen
Just for the record, Lucky, keep me on the list. I don’t always get to play, but I am very thankful that you have kept this going.
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posted on
03/15/2013 9:56:40 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Cyber Liberty
And plent of *real butter* on them both!Wait... are we still talking about that gif? Butter on both of WHAT? You are just sick, my FRiend... sick
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posted on
03/15/2013 9:58:29 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: r-q-tek86
The sickest. But if I were any other way, I don’t think my baby would have married me....
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posted on
03/15/2013 9:59:12 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: r-q-tek86
Oh that was just cruel. Just plain cruel. Even my cat is laughing at me!!
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posted on
03/15/2013 10:00:34 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
To: r-q-tek86
No, I believe you. It really sounds like a great combination. I like beers like Guinness, Watneys, Worthington Bitters, etc.
But since I went on a low-carb diet, I drink Michelob Ultra, which is like drinking soda water and seems to have no alcohol content at all.
Two beers, and I’m ready for a shot of smoky Islay single-malt scots whiskey.
To: llevrok
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posted on
03/15/2013 10:02:27 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Cyber Liberty
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