Posted on 01/16/2013 5:55:19 AM PST by silent_jonny
The most revealing part of the whole night is Mariah saying that the “powers to be” are telling them to actually be a judge. Management is figuring out that all of the fluff doesn’t sell as well :) Gotta get snarky!
IM telling you, they are missing a bet by not having several of us “Professional Snarkers” in as guest judges each week! It would sure as heck spice up the show more than that ghetto ho does!
The most revealing part of the whole night is Mariah saying that the “powers to be” are telling them to actually be a judge. Management is figuring out that all of the fluff doesn’t sell as well :) Gotta get snarky!
Picked up that when she said it.....
About time
Yeah... that was bad. Mrskjam22 used the word “butchered”.... me... I can’t stand the carpenters so it all worked out okay for me :)
Poor Jonny is probably laughing too hard to even concentrate on finding an appropriate picture to express how BAD this was, to go along with the “critique” novel
IM telling you, they are missing a bet by not having several of us “Professional Snarkers” in as guest judges each week! It would sure as heck spice up the show more than that ghetto ho does!
You sure would.... Randy wouldn’t know what to do to recover from your
Quick wit
Mariah could have shortened it a lot... just say.. you started off out of tune. Off key. When the key change happened you got a lot worse. Lots a luck .....
I can’t explain it, but I have this little ditty going through my head right now...
Me: Hit the road, Jack, and doncha come back no mo, no mo, no mo, no MO! Hit the road, Jack, and doncha come here no mo!
PP: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-whaaa-aaa-aaat y-y-y-y-you ssssssssay?
(I am rotten; forgive me.)
But it should be his last. HORRIBLE. He wouldn't have got past the auditions with this, suttering or not.
Randy: I'm actually kind of speechless. I love you as a person. But all I can say is NO, NO, NO. That was horrible. Felt like the auditions. I don't know what's going on with you. I think that's the worst performance you've ever had on the show.
Mariah: Lazaro, here's the thing. I've been accused of being too nice. The powers that be have reminded me that I'm here to judge. You can't go into another key and stay in the old key. This is kind of a big deal. How do I say this? Sometimes it's harder to sing a quiet song ...
[Okay, I'm interrupting here. Mariah is just blathering on and on. IT SUCKED! Just say it!.]
Keith: You have millions of fans who will still love you no matter what. You're singing above the key, blah, blah ...
[Another tortured review] Minaj is laughing while Keith talks, lol. She checks her watch.
Minaj: Hey, Lazzy. Ryan, let's just pretend I already gave my review because, honey chile, we're gonna be here all night.
Seacrest asks Lazaro about his cluster-f of a performance.
Lazaro: We chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhanged the key alot and--
Seacrest cuts him off. LOL! The stutter has worn out it's usefulness.
I wouldnt be surprised if the band isnt so tired of that self important little pr*ck, that they changed keys on him on purpose LOL!!
LOL.... now I thought Kree made nice changes to a song we all know. I thought that was really good...
Now THIS is worthy of a standing O! She made Amber sound like a background singer.
Putting on my Randy Jackson: KREE IS IN IT TO WIN IT, YO!
Hi Jonny! Been lurking trying to figure out why my keyboard won’t work. Duh. Batteries are a good thing.
Kree’s my girl! I think she’s great!
Yep.. I agree.
Kree rocks. Angie’s bombing - who is guiding her and her choices???
IM telling you, they are missing a bet by not having several of us “Professional Snarkers” in as guest judges each week! It would sure as heck spice up the show more than that ghetto ho does!
Excellent and showing what the right amount of background can do to highlight a remarkable voice.
My favorite
Ackkkk! If Nikki calls her “Kreedom” one more time...
You crack me up! and this thread is the only reason I am tuning in this year.
I say this as an AI watcher from year one....sigh how sad
She sings "What the world needs now is love, sweet love." WOW. I'm awake now. Perfect antidote for the Lazaro trainwreck.
Mariah: You know who you are. You sing as Kree. I loved the arrangement. Perfect for your voice. I look at you and I see someone who isn't trying to produce an emotional response. You're just being you. If you want to ham it up and fake an emotion go ahead
Keith: You have genuine compassion for people, that's what I feel.
Minaj: Hello, Kreedom. You're voice is so sweet humble, but at the same time it's hella-cocky. If you're not performing at the Country Music Awards next year, my name ain't Oninka Mirag. (LOL! That's funny)
Randy: So glad you peformed after the last singer. This is a singing competition. That's what it's all about!
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