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American Idol 2013--Live Thread
americanidol.com ^ | January 16, 2013

Posted on 01/16/2013 5:55:19 AM PST by silent_jonny



TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: americanidol; flayvuh; humor; idol; leopardspotho; lowinformationho; makehershutup; needmorerandyjackson; papadontpeach; randywasinjourney; secrestation; skankcake; splodeyho; tweakerho; warho; whiteguywillwinagain; yammeringyammering
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To: retrokitten

Affirmative action on steroids!!!!!

THis gals only talent, is in getting people to believe she is 20!


2,741 posted on 03/05/2013 5:14:13 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: tapatio

Evening guys.

Dropping in now that we’re at the top 20.

and the very first singeer...In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost what is this Zoanette thing?

Then they dress it up ugly and put it on stage to scream some kind of thing...

....she has no business being here.

My very first comment this AI season but they are almost mocking whatever that creature is to put it on stage like that.


2,742 posted on 03/05/2013 5:14:22 PM PST by Fishtalk (http://patfish.blogspot.com/)
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To: silent_jonny

Good evening, Jonny! Peeps!

Holy cow— what is THAT?? She sounds just AWFUL! And wearing tights with shorts does not minimize your...ah...umm... certain extra... those giant jiggly... *sweating now*

You look awful, girl. Just sayin’.

Oooh, there is hope. The judges aren’t so pleased with Rump-a-roni, either.

Oh PUH-LEASE stop talking about her struggles in Liberia. GAAAAAH! It’s a SINGING competition, not an award for UNICEF!


2,743 posted on 03/05/2013 5:16:20 PM PST by Shelayne (Where is my Nerf dart gun??)
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To: Fishtalk

Good to see you here Pat...

Some real creatures on display for sure.


2,744 posted on 03/05/2013 5:16:42 PM PST by patriotspride
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To: Fishtalk

IN all honesty, after she yelped the first few notes, all of my attention went to looking at the mass of cellulite that she was trying to hide under her tights (and failed miserably) Looked like more hail damage than hit Joplin Missouri during the tornado


2,745 posted on 03/05/2013 5:16:42 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: Wolfstar; doug from upland
In this picture you can see Zoanette actually morphing into Low Information Voter.


Zoanette Johnson

She gallops around the stage, singing (murdering) "What's Love Got To Do With It".

LOL

More galloping. I don't know witch end of the horse I'm looking at. There's a microphone at one end--I assume that's the head.

Epic fail.

Keith: (tries to be nice--why?) Didn't work for me.

Minaj: You know I love you and I always tell you the truth. That wasn't it. This particular song you gotta be on key and stuff. But I'm still rooting for you.

Randy: You're the inspirational team leader. Ya know. But honestly, that was a mess, babe. Pitch was all over the place.

Mariah: Oh my goodness. Wow what a special person. blah-blah-blah. This wasn't my favorite performance. Your a bundle of festivities. It's up to America now.

I bet America keeps her.

2,746 posted on 03/05/2013 5:18:16 PM PST by silent_jonny ("men always ought to pray and not lose heart" -- Luke 18:1)
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To: MagUSNRET

Hail damage.... Excellent. :) :)


2,747 posted on 03/05/2013 5:18:38 PM PST by patriotspride
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To: Shelayne

Rump a Roni!
BWAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT is a freakin riot! (and accurate as all get out!)


2,748 posted on 03/05/2013 5:18:38 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: big'ol_freeper

ROFL....nothing!


2,749 posted on 03/05/2013 5:19:17 PM PST by Jrabbit
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To: Jrabbit

Howdy, J!!!


2,750 posted on 03/05/2013 5:20:20 PM PST by silent_jonny ("men always ought to pray and not lose heart" -- Luke 18:1)
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To: MagUSNRET

Zzzzzzz

Song choice


2,751 posted on 03/05/2013 5:21:07 PM PST by big'ol_freeper ("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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To: patriotspride

THis gals eyes are so wide-set, she could be a halibut

Then again, anyone singing or appearing after the Belina Negra, is gonna look good!


2,752 posted on 03/05/2013 5:21:29 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: silent_jonny

I know it’s American Idol, it’s not like we’re watching high brow, high value shows or something, but how can they honestly expect people to take them seriously when they have someone like that on the show?


2,753 posted on 03/05/2013 5:21:40 PM PST by retrokitten
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To: silent_jonny

Breanna is gorgeous but her voice doesn’t appear too strong.


2,754 posted on 03/05/2013 5:21:49 PM PST by peggybac (My boss I respect, my father I revered. Chris Rock, Mr. Obama is NOT my boss or my father.)
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To: retrokitten

They are going for the Obama vote! (spit)


2,755 posted on 03/05/2013 5:22:52 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: peggybac

My other crappy show I watch is Teen Mom 2 (don’t judge) and this girl looks like she could be related to Joe, Kailynn’s ex.


2,756 posted on 03/05/2013 5:23:19 PM PST by retrokitten
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To: silent_jonny

Hi...snarky comment...Keith needs to wash his hair...greasy, grimy....


2,757 posted on 03/05/2013 5:23:42 PM PST by Jrabbit
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To: MagUSNRET

THis gals eyes are so wide-set, she could be a halibut

Then again, anyone singing or appearing after the Belina Negra, is gonna look good!


Great minds think alike...... I was picturing Flounder. And thankful Rump
A Roni was gone.


2,758 posted on 03/05/2013 5:24:13 PM PST by patriotspride
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To: retrokitten

lololololol. I watch Soapnet every night. I don’t judge, I promise!


2,759 posted on 03/05/2013 5:24:39 PM PST by peggybac (My boss I respect, my father I revered. Chris Rock, Mr. Obama is NOT my boss or my father.)
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To: All

Hi all....Zoanette was HORRIBLE....I thought this was a good song for Brianna...I liked it...thought she sounded great....


2,760 posted on 03/05/2013 5:25:02 PM PST by Fawn (In a World of Information, Ignorance is a Choice.)
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