Posted on 01/03/2013 6:36:29 PM PST by BenLurkin
Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedevs off-air comments that Russian Presidents are given a secret file about extraterrestrials living among us created much media interest. Most news reports claimed that Medvedev was simply joking. His apparent reference to the Men In Black movie as a source of information on a super secret agency that monitors extraterrestrials on Earth was commonly cited as key evidence that he was in fact joking. The reasoning is that no political leader would refer reporters to a comedy to clarify national policy. It has now emerged that Medvedev was not referring to the Men in Black comedy after all, but to a recent Russian television documentary titled Men in Black that reveals many details about an extensive cover up of extraterrestrial life visiting Earth.
However, a more accurate translation of what Medvedev actually said about the Men in Black phenomenon was: You can receive more detailed information having watched the documentary film of the same name. So Medvedev was referring to a Russian documentary film titled Men in Black, not the Hollywood blockbuster by the same name...
Russian Men In Black (MIB) documentary, a number of prominent UFO cases in Russia and the USA are discussed. The Roswell UFO crash is covered, along with a number of extraterrestrial abduction cases, and UFOs disabling nuclear weapons facilities. The documentary examines testimony that extraterrestrial bases have been established on Earth, and that some are in restricted US military areas with the full knowledge of the Pentagon. The documentary even goes on to seriously discuss President Eisenhowers alleged meeting with extraterrestrials, where agreements were reached with some of the visitors giving them permission to take some of the Earths resources in exchange for advanced technology...
(Excerpt) Read more at exopolitics.org ...
Ack, sorry about that.
Can’t take all the credit for this one, Argee assisted with some timely suggesterations.
Sounds like my first few date attempts in high school.
Come on. Someone had to say it...
“It’s not real love unless she tazers you before wrapping you in a carpet and presenting you to her parents!” -socially confused man.
Because you wouldn’t want to be wrapped in the carpet fully conscious ... it could trigger claustrophobia.
How did you get a photo of my mail carrier?
“Mom! Dad! Look what I caught!” she unrolled the carpet to reveal her chosen date.
“A fine specimen daughter! Nice jawline, broad shoulders. Excellent catch!” her father beamed.
“Make sure he’s cleaned up and presentable later dear. He has all his vaccinations?” mother was always practical.
LOL!
Somehow, I knew you’d come up with something appropriate! You’re awesome!
It’s all fun and games until someone ends up missing a body part.
Some call it a trip to the ER, others... a Honeymoon.
Ahhh... to be young again. Ok... Younger. I’m only 43 so I just barely qualify as “middle aged”. If I were a cheese, I’d be just this side of Velveeta...
DON'T CUT THE CHEESE!!!
Wouldn't want Dead Corpse to suffer any harm while still in the prime of his life.
Cheezwiz, no expiration date and dozens of nefarious uses.
Don't know how far you want to run this analogy... Velveeta is a 'processed cheese product'...
If I remember correctly, processed human product was called 'Soylent Green'...
Coming soon to an obamacare superstore near you...
Just a spring chicken, DC. The right sort of men, I've often said, simply improve with age.
“When he wakes up, we’ll want to check his credit rating and quiz him on his knowledge of classical literature. No debt-ridden rockheads for our little Petunia!”
Finally looked it up (we were out of town for a night), and Fred the Insane was one year old last month. He’s at the foot of the bed looking innocent.
I used the generic photo...
I finally think I’ve figured out what’s going on when I sideslip and find myself in a different reality.
Why do my socks suddenly match???
Bookmark
Runaway...fast.
Attack carpet and its cheese accomplice detected.
“I finally think Ive figured out whats going on when I sideslip and find myself in a different reality.”
Being someone who regularly slips back and forth through time ,i need to hear this.
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