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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; ArGee; HKMk23; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy

It’s all fun and games until someone ends up missing a body part.

Some call it a trip to the ER, others... a Honeymoon.

Ahhh... to be young again. Ok... Younger. I’m only 43 so I just barely qualify as “middle aged”. If I were a cheese, I’d be just this side of Velveeta...


3,050 posted on 02/12/2013 1:48:02 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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To: Dead Corpse
If I were a cheese, I’d be just this side of Velveeta.

DON'T CUT THE CHEESE!!!

Wouldn't want Dead Corpse to suffer any harm while still in the prime of his life.

3,051 posted on 02/12/2013 1:56:44 PM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Cheezwiz, no expiration date and dozens of nefarious uses.


3,052 posted on 02/12/2013 2:04:30 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; ArGee; HKMk23; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy
If I were a cheese, I’d be just this side of Velveeta...

Don't know how far you want to run this analogy... Velveeta is a 'processed cheese product'...

If I remember correctly, processed human product was called 'Soylent Green'...

Coming soon to an obamacare superstore near you...

3,053 posted on 02/12/2013 2:06:15 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Dead Corpse
I’m only 43

Just a spring chicken, DC. The right sort of men, I've often said, simply improve with age.

3,054 posted on 02/12/2013 2:08:09 PM PST by Tax-chick (We are all going to die.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Good grief! You’re just a kid!


3,062 posted on 02/12/2013 3:47:03 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Dead Corpse; Velveeta
Ahhh... to be young again. Ok... Younger. I’m only 43 so I just barely qualify as “middle aged”. If I were a cheese, I’d be just this side of Velveeta...

Speaking of which, were is Velveeta these days?

3,067 posted on 02/12/2013 6:31:45 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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