“It’s not real love unless she tazers you before wrapping you in a carpet and presenting you to her parents!” -socially confused man.
Because you wouldn’t want to be wrapped in the carpet fully conscious ... it could trigger claustrophobia.
It’s all fun and games until someone ends up missing a body part.
Some call it a trip to the ER, others... a Honeymoon.
Ahhh... to be young again. Ok... Younger. I’m only 43 so I just barely qualify as “middle aged”. If I were a cheese, I’d be just this side of Velveeta...