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Russian PM not joking – extraterrestrials live among us according to MIB documentary
exopolitics.org ^
| January 2, 2013.
| Dr Michael Salla on
Posted on 01/03/2013 6:36:29 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; ArGee; HKMk23; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy
Ack, sorry about that.
Can’t take all the credit for this one, Argee assisted with some timely suggesterations.
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posted on
02/12/2013 1:20:06 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; Tax-chick; ArGee; HKMk23; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy
Sounds like my first few date attempts in high school.
Come on. Someone had to say it...
To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; ArGee; HKMk23; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy
“It’s not real love unless she tazers you before wrapping you in a carpet and presenting you to her parents!” -socially confused man.
3,043
posted on
02/12/2013 1:24:38 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare
Because you wouldn’t want to be wrapped in the carpet fully conscious ... it could trigger claustrophobia.
3,044
posted on
02/12/2013 1:32:27 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(We are all going to die.)
To: NoCmpromiz
How did you get a photo of my mail carrier?
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posted on
02/12/2013 1:35:29 PM PST
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: Tax-chick
“Mom! Dad! Look what I caught!” she unrolled the carpet to reveal her chosen date.
“A fine specimen daughter! Nice jawline, broad shoulders. Excellent catch!” her father beamed.
“Make sure he’s cleaned up and presentable later dear. He has all his vaccinations?” mother was always practical.
3,046
posted on
02/12/2013 1:37:29 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
02/12/2013 1:40:41 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: JoeProBono
LOL!
Somehow, I knew you’d come up with something appropriate! You’re awesome!
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posted on
02/12/2013 1:42:24 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
To: ArGee
Gud PHood. Good F∅d. Engelsk suger...
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; ArGee; HKMk23; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy
It’s all fun and games until someone ends up missing a body part.
Some call it a trip to the ER, others... a Honeymoon.
Ahhh... to be young again. Ok... Younger. I’m only 43 so I just barely qualify as “middle aged”. If I were a cheese, I’d be just this side of Velveeta...
To: Dead Corpse
If I were a cheese, I’d be just this side of Velveeta. DON'T CUT THE CHEESE!!!
Wouldn't want Dead Corpse to suffer any harm while still in the prime of his life.
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posted on
02/12/2013 1:56:44 PM PST
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ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: Dead Corpse
Cheezwiz, no expiration date and dozens of nefarious uses.
3,052
posted on
02/12/2013 2:04:30 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; ArGee; HKMk23; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy
If I were a cheese, I’d be just this side of Velveeta...Don't know how far you want to run this analogy... Velveeta is a 'processed cheese product'...
If I remember correctly, processed human product was called 'Soylent Green'...
Coming soon to an obamacare superstore near you...
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posted on
02/12/2013 2:06:15 PM PST
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: Dead Corpse
I’m only 43 Just a spring chicken, DC. The right sort of men, I've often said, simply improve with age.
3,054
posted on
02/12/2013 2:08:09 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(We are all going to die.)
To: Darksheare
“When he wakes up, we’ll want to check his credit rating and quiz him on his knowledge of classical literature. No debt-ridden rockheads for our little Petunia!”
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posted on
02/12/2013 2:13:14 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(We are all going to die.)
To: Darksheare
Finally looked it up (we were out of town for a night), and Fred the Insane was one year old last month. He’s at the foot of the bed looking innocent.
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posted on
02/12/2013 2:22:56 PM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
To: ArGee
How did you get a photo of my mail carrier?I used the generic photo...
3,057
posted on
02/12/2013 2:42:11 PM PST
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: NoCmpromiz
I finally think I’ve figured out what’s going on when I sideslip and find myself in a different reality.
Why do my socks suddenly match???
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posted on
02/12/2013 3:07:49 PM PST
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
Bookmark
Runaway...fast.
Attack carpet and its cheese accomplice detected.
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posted on
02/12/2013 3:09:49 PM PST
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moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
To: ArGee
“I finally think I’ve figured out what’s going on when I sideslip and find myself in a different reality.”
Being someone who regularly slips back and forth through time ,i need to hear this.
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posted on
02/12/2013 3:12:45 PM PST
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moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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