(Take My Wives, Please) 1,000-Year-Old Muslim Joke Book Found

Discovery News ^ | November 27, 2012 | Jennifer Viegas

[DogByte6RER]

I wonder how long until ... oops, that didn't take long!

[DogByte6RER]

ping

[wesagain]

If only I knew how to post a picture that I have in my pic files!

[Daffynition]

Where's the love?

[SkyDancer]

Finally, another version of the Koran. Newer too.

[Daffynition]

Four Five customs of the prophet: to sit on one’s left foot while eating, not to reach across the table, eat with three fingers, and lick the fingers when finished.

Culture indoctrination sessions to living in the M.E... tells you *NEVER NEVER* shake a Muslims left hand....Why you ask?

[patriot08]

[longfellow]

These two Islamists walk into a bar and explode.

[DogByte6RER]

I was thinking of this picture: Live From BAGhdad ... The Unknown Comic!

[twister881]

“A party-crasher walked into a gathering, and one of the guests lopped off his head. “I guess no heads are better than one, said another member of the party.”

[ProtectOurFreedom]

[twister881]

“Guests at a wedding gang raped a party-crasher’s 10 year old sister, forcing the party-crasher to kill her. ‘Better dis-in-her than dishonor,’ said one of the guests.”

[bramps]

Why did the muslim cross the street?

To get to the other suiCIDE.

...best I could do on short notice.

[Repeat Offender]

What do you call a moped built for suicide bombers? A martyrcycle.

[bramps]

I saw him (unknown comic)live at a little place in Vegas years ago. Gave him this joke:

Guy goes up to another guy on the Vegas strip. He says, “Can you lend me $5000.00. for an operation to save my wife?”

Other guy says, “How do I know you just won’t spend it on gambling?”

Guy says, “Oh, I have gambling money”.

[MtnMan101]

[reagan_fanatic]

“Take my life, please!” rdquo;

[left that other site]

Why don’t they teach drivers ed in muzzie high school?

Because the camel is too worn out after the sex education classes.

[bramps]

Two muslims are sitting at a bar.
One says to the other, “You see this bar? I built it, board by board, with my own two hands. But do they call me Achmaad the bar builder? NO!”

“And you see that fence? I built it, board by board, with my own two hands. But do they call me Achmaad the fence builder? NOO!

“And these chairs. I build them, board by board, with my own two hands. But do they call me Achmaad the chair builder? NOOO!

“But you f**k one goat...”

[Fightin Whitey]

Little boy shows up at door of house party.

Host answers door, says, “Little boy, this is a party for adults only.”

Little boy says, “My father sent me over.”

Host says, “But he wasn’t invited either.”

Little boy says, “Yes, that’s why he strapped this bomb to me first.”

Bada-bing bada-BOOM!