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(Take My Wives, Please) 1,000-Year-Old Muslim Joke Book Found
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| November 27, 2012
| Jennifer Viegas
Posted on 12/01/2012 2:17:28 PM PST by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER
The punch line that sticks with me is “Because the camels get too tired”.
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12/01/2012 3:43:08 PM PST
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cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: bramps
...best I could do on short notice.
To: DogByte6RER
All joking aside...it's interesting how Islam has regressed is the last 1,000 years...in certain sub-sects
The Taliban decapitated 17 people for having a party, a few weeks ago...
They committed the sin of dancing and mixing sexes together..
In a display of the mercy of allah (Piss be upon his name) they shot some first before whacking their heads off...
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12/01/2012 3:55:02 PM PST
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Popman
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12/01/2012 4:21:29 PM PST
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12/01/2012 4:35:10 PM PST
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Squawk 8888
(True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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12/01/2012 5:08:42 PM PST
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SunkenCiv
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To: DogByte6RER; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"DIE INFIDEL!*BOOM*
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12/01/2012 5:26:35 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: DogByte6RER; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
How do you keep a lowly kufir from smelling?
Cut off his nose!
To: DogByte6RER
Yeah, ignorant homicidal morons who have a compulsion to get in one’s face and rant about insignificant bullsh*t, or simply spring out of hiding in some dark place and kill old ladies, children, and the handicapped before cringing and running away... they’re a lotta laughs.
The ONLY thing these assh*les do really well is blow themselves up, preferably when there’s nobody around.
To: DogByte6RER
“Slow down! You’ll kill yourself!” “If it is time to die,” Bunan replied, “I want to go well fed and well watered, not parched and hungry.”
I like the way he thinks!
While stationed in Europe, I unintentionally crashed a lot of parties. Nobody seemed to mind.
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posted on
12/01/2012 6:03:58 PM PST
by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
To: DogByte6RER
A party-crasher took up with a man while traveling. One day the man said to him, "Go and buy some meat for us." "No, by God, I don't have the means," said the party-crasher. So the man went and bought the meat. Then he said, "Get up and cook it." "I'm no good at cooking," said the party-crasher. So the man cooked the meat. Then he said, "Get up and sop the bread," and the party-crasher replied, "By God, I feel exhausted." So the man sopped the bread. Then he said, "Get up and ladle the stew." "I'm afraid I'll spill it on my robe," said the party-crasher, so the man ladled the stew. "Get up and eat," he said. "By God," said the party-crasher, "I've been feeling bad for refusing you so many times," and he came forward and ate. Partycrasher is an Obama voter
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12/01/2012 6:06:35 PM PST
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GeronL
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