[Joe 6-pack]

And yet, if an upstater were to shoot and kill one, they would invent a reason to throw them in jail...

[Bitsy]

But, I’ve seen his relative, John Kerry!

[Buckeye McFrog]

"And since the United States Government declares this man to be Bigfoot, this Court will not dispute it."

[layman]

there is no such animal anywhere in the world

Well, that settles it .... an official gubmint bureaucrat has ruled on the subject.

[RightOnline]

"“The simple truth of the matter is that there is no such animal anywhere in the world,” the agency’s chief wildlife biologist Gordon Batcheller wrote,"

Gee golly, Gordo......how's it feel to be omniscient?

What a pompous douche bag.

[762X51]

Should have asked for a TAX on Bigfoot hunters. The State would have been all over that.

[Slyfox]

[LibLieSlayer]

Bo Bo will be unhappy. I’ll bet that NY has a tax on Squach however.

LLS

[Doctor 2Brains]

for later

[BigCinBigD]

Somebody better tell Josh Gates!

[Trapped Behind Enemy Lines]

Tell that to Bobo!

He has squatched in upstate NY.

[freedomlover]

But I thought that the great state of New York determined that there WAS a Santa Claus - ?

I know its true ‘cause I saw it in a movie.

[Daffynition]

Seen on the subway in NYC