I just realized something: My cat is a Democrat

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[Carriage Hill]

That’s a great idea; LOL.

[Slings and Arrows]

[Old Grumpy]

Thanks for posting that one. I hadn’t seen it in a few years and still got a good laugh out of it.

[Lx]

[boatbums]

Shucks...I’ve got TWO of them! ;o)

[itssme]

We call it killer kat breath.

[itssme]

My Siamese cat saved my life one night. I was home in bed recovering from surgery. My spouse was at work from 7pm to 3:30AM. My bedroom was located on the second floor of my home. I had dozed off sitting in the upright postion in the bed, and all of a sudden I heard and felt my Siamese cat Ming Toy yelling in my face, killer cat breath and all, while pushing his two front paws into my chest to wake me up. When I opened my eyes, Ming Toy immediately jumped down from the bed and ran into the hall outside my bedroom. You see, Ming Toy would never go into my bedroom for some reason..his would look into the bedroom, but never enter it..I thought the room was haunted or something. But this particular night he did so, because downstairs someone was shaking and turning the door knob of my front door at 3AM in the morning, trying to get into my home. Ming Toy turned and yelled at me to follow him out of the bedroom, and down the stairs he went. He ran to the front door and meowed and meowed and then looked up the staircase as I watched him from the top of the stairs. I called my husband and he said it wasn't him at the door, and so I called the police. Just before the police arrived, I heard a car roaring across our front lawn, ripping up the sod and hedges. Apparently the intruder ran when he saw the cops.

My Ming Toy was my hero that night. He was the sweetest and I miss him dearly. My hero!

[Carriage Hill]

I hope she heals succe, after getting kitty pried-off her leg/arm/body/face (check one).

[NoGrayZone]

Cr@p, you’re correct! So are mine! I just dropped almost 3 grand on one of my little demonrats, who by the way, needs 1 pill everyday and 3 every other day.

What do I get in return? The cold shoulder!

Never mind the “fancy” expensive food that is best for them (merrick food, made in USA, as all ingredients), my pillow, in which I am allowed to have a corner of.....oh my, I could go on and on.

Just thank the Good Lord they can’t vote. Oh wait, better check that out.

[NoGrayZone]

Awwww, sorry about your kitty. When they start “going”, they go fast.

Too fast. =(

[rurgan]

That's all true but your cat doesn't:

vote in socialists at all level of government which destroys our prosperity and freedom. But human democrats do.

grow government/socialism which destroys our prosperity and freedom

Also these democrat maggots create a hell hole of crime and poverty as in the government housing projects of democrats. This and their government schools prove socialism doesn't work.

[Newton]

One of my nick names for my cat is ‘sir poops-a-lot’

[mupcat]

Thanks! One of the funniest things ever. I know the other version with the toilet, but that seems a bit cruel to say the least. This is the better, and IMO, the funnier version.

[Nea Wood]

Cats are Republicans and Dogs are Democrats

“I know it may be upsetting for many of you to discover the animal you cherish is of the opposite political party.

Would former President Bill Clinton ever be able to admit to himself that the late Socks was a Republican? Could Democrats ever bring themselves to forgive Checkers, the dog – and a Democrat – who belonged to Richard M. Nixon and whose mention in the famous 1952 “Checkers speech” helped save Nixon’s political career?

When cats are born, they believe they are in a state of liberty, and from then on they are determined to keep it that way. No one tells them what to do. They don’t believe it takes a village, because they know they might have to take instructions from the village idiot in the local government.

And, sorry if you’ve got one and you’re a Republican — but dogs are liberal Democrats. Some are possibly Socialists, though probably none will ever admit it.

Dogs are communal by nature. They run in packs. They dream of their days as wolves, sharing responsibilities.

Sure there’s a pecking order – an alpha, a beta and a zeta. It’s only humans who pretend that egalitarianism levels the playing field entirely.

Unfortunately, this instinct to subvert their personal welfare to the good of the whole also makes dogs easy to control. Big brother, in the form of their human masters, creates laws and executive orders that dogs slavishly abide.

Canines want rules and regulations to follow. If you could teach them to read and talk, they’d be carrying Mao’s Little Red Book and citing its verses.

They show little initiative. A dog is not particularly entrepreneurial and would never start a small business. If he did, he’d let you tax it at confiscatory rates — as long as you gave him a treat.

The best you can do with a dog is train him to work on an assembly line, doing the same trick, time after time. He’s a natural proletarian, waiting for his union card to come through.

Dogs will also happily take a government job.

Dogs were very excited when President George W. Bush created the Department of Homeland Security. They were more than ready to sniff for bombs or protect secure government sites, that sort of thing. One even signed up for the raid that took out Bin Laden.

But dogs also want to save the world generally. They’re bleeding heart liberals.

Some, you may have noticed, are community organizers, herding sheep and other creatures of the field into groups for the betterment of their welfare.

Many dogs eagerly sign up each year for government programs to assist the blind. And who ever heard of a cat running into burning building to save their owner?

Which brings us back to cats.

Have you ever tried to get a cat to do something? Anything at all? Out of pure principle, they will reject your command — even if they know full well it will benefit them.

Because above all else, above even their personal welfare, cats value freedom.

How else to explain that cats will spend all day looking out the window, but then if you put a leash on them to take them out, they’ll drop to the floor and scowl at you as if you were worst thing possible —perhaps an auditor from the Internal Revenue Service.

While we’re on the topic, cats would never pay taxes. Taxes are for suckers, they’d tell you.

But put a leash on the dog, and he’ll happily trot out the door and go wherever you take him.

This is really why cats hiss at dogs – not because dogs chase them.

My cats watch me endlessly throwing a tennis ball for my border collie – supposedly the smartest dog – and sneer with contempt. Such mindless obedience to a task. Such desperation to please. Disgusting.

Unlike dogs, cats have not had the ability to hunt breed out of them. I mean dogs can hunt, but only to chase their prey up a tree.

Cats finish the job. They are natural proponents of the Second Amendment. If they could get their paws around a trigger, they’d shoot to kill. Dogs are born skeet shooters - fishermen who throw their catch back in the lake.

What’s more, cats would gladly enforce the death penalty. Particularly for dogs.

Cats favor a foreign policy that is so assertive they sometimes need to be declawed. Dogs run together in a U.N.-style “dog park,” where they willingly submit to an overseeing body of owners whom they charge with keeping the peace.

But cats are to the left of dogs when it comes to the environment. Just watch how they carefully cover up their business in their sandboxes, keeping everything fresh and nice. Dogs will – how shall we say – pollute right in your front lawn.

This doesn’t make dogs Republicans or cats Democrats. It just means that sometimes they can see the other side’s point.

Which of course makes them each wiser than their elected representatives in Washington.”

[garjog]

[beef]

I don’t know about the animals, but as for the owners I always saw libs as dog people and conservatives as cat people.