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Hypothetical Question;If Aliens Came To Your Door&Said:Take Me To Your Leader.What Do You Do?

Posted on 09/16/2012 6:06:13 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016

Lets take a look at the last 40 or so months,and also consider what has occurred since Tuesday.We are "Leaderless". So if there was ever a time to put that "Alien Dilemma" in play,this would be the ideal time.So put yourself in this ordeal.A small alien space-craft has landed on your front lawn.Three aliens come to your front door.You open the door,and the "Tallest Alien" says,"Take Me To Your Leader". Then what do you do or tell them?Would you go back on the ship,or give them directions to our leaders home? There are probably at least a hundred great answers for this scenario.


TOPICS: Humor; Reference; Science; UFO's
KEYWORDS: aliens; clintonlegacy; onesexyalien; takemetoyourleader
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

If they were space aliens, I’d say “here I am”.
If they were just illegals I’d say, “you have 30 seconds before I call INS - now run”.


21 posted on 09/16/2012 6:21:17 PM PDT by svcw (If one living cell on another planet is life, why isn't it life in the womb?)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I would say “ Take my Leader Please”.


22 posted on 09/16/2012 6:23:50 PM PDT by crazydad (-` sd)
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To: Cowgirl of Justice
I’d point to the French doors and say, “He’s out on the deck nursing a cigar and a scotch. And take off your shoes, I just mopped.”

Yeah sure... I'll bet that your husband wears the pants in the family... But you pick them out for him!

Mark

23 posted on 09/16/2012 6:23:54 PM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Tell him to look up President Romney.


24 posted on 09/16/2012 6:24:17 PM PDT by tanuki (Left-wing Revolution: show biz for boring people.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

“Yes, may I help you?”


25 posted on 09/16/2012 6:24:28 PM PDT by ctdonath2 ($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

What if? We’ve got 20 million+ of them: illegal aliens. They don’t speak English and I’m thinking one of them is in the White House already.

My leader is Jesus Christ. I no longer place any trust in the ways of man. I will reluctantly vote for Mitt Romney, a flip-flopping heretical, blasphemous Mormon because I support the GOP platform while the alternative, Barack Obama is so anti-Christ in his thinking and actions, no genuine Christian could ever pull the lever for an open pro-abortion/infanticide, pro-sodomy “marriage,” bent on the destruction of the economic engine of capitalism. I do not love money but believe that socialist government is a metaphor for godless idolatry.


26 posted on 09/16/2012 6:25:09 PM PDT by datakcy (Hope & Change is ONLY found in the Savior & NOT through empty political slogans!)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Hand it the leash and call the dog.


27 posted on 09/16/2012 6:26:06 PM PDT by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

“Honey! It’s for you!”


28 posted on 09/16/2012 6:27:05 PM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
No sale. I'm actually anticipating Jesus at my door.


29 posted on 09/16/2012 6:27:35 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I’d say “You mean those aren’t your guys running things already?”


30 posted on 09/16/2012 6:28:22 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Only if you will take him !


31 posted on 09/16/2012 6:31:29 PM PDT by Reily (l)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
But seriously this time. I'd ask them to show me their badges!


32 posted on 09/16/2012 6:32:12 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

1. Valerie jarrett

2. CEO, Goldman Sachs


33 posted on 09/16/2012 6:32:25 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

go to the last house on the left,knock on the front door,ask for Queen Nancy Pelosi.


34 posted on 09/16/2012 6:34:03 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
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To: RichInOC
Hypothetical Question..If Aliens Came To Your Door&Said:Take Me To Your Leader.What Do You Do?
Please take us to (Here's :) Johnny Carson...think about it...
space travel / speed of light / long time tv host

35 posted on 09/16/2012 6:35:25 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; w/ different flie$" :^)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

To try and answer seriously, I would suggest Pope Benedict XVI.

I have tremendous respect for him as an individual, and he represents an organization that has 2000 years experience, where the vast majority of what the Church has done has been for the good.

And he is The Successor to Peter, Christ’s designated leader among men.

If the USA fades, I will be glad to have The Catholic Church defending The Human Dignity of Man.

China, Islam, USSR, UN (take your pick) will not be dedicated to defending The Human Dignity of Man.

Second choice: Prime Minister Netanyahu, but that is more due to his character than to the Office of Prime Minister of Israel.


36 posted on 09/16/2012 6:36:52 PM PDT by Museum Twenty (If every truth & hidden motivation were to tumble out, not one supporter would turn against him.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Give them the directions to the alien who thinks he is our leader, on condition that they promise to take him back to Zeta Reticullei with them....


37 posted on 09/16/2012 6:38:19 PM PDT by faithhopecharity
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To: tanuki

So when did he become a leader. He is lost right now trying to find what side of the issue he wants to be on.


38 posted on 09/16/2012 6:40:46 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Well, if I conclude they are hostile ... easy answer!


39 posted on 09/16/2012 6:40:55 PM PDT by zencycler
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offer them some brewskies, chicken wings and watch some football.


40 posted on 09/16/2012 6:41:21 PM PDT by Kolath
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