[Bob Ireland]

Any further suggestions might prove helpful to the defensive Dems. :-D

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***THEY COULD INVITE THEIR OWN FILM STAR, ALEC BALDWIN!!!***

Reminds me of the scene on OH BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU in which a politician bemoans his opponent has a midget to represent “the little man!”

So his fat son says, “We can get our own little man, BUT SMALLER!”

Alic Baldwin! I see a case of SMUG coming on! When it collides with the SMUG coming from the DNC, LOOK OUT!

[Bob Ireland]

ping

[kabumpo]

brilliant, funny suggestion - thanks for making me laugh today!

[Responsibility2nd]

They could install a buffet line and invite Michael Moore.

Can you imagine the anger and intensity Moore could display as he attacked all that food?

[Sarah Barracuda]

He can call Romney a rude thoughtless little piggy, Baldwin can just pretend he’s talking to his daughter

[Vaquero]

Ooooo. Oooooo

They can get Rosanne to sing the National Anthem!!! That works for me. Don’t forget to adjust your cup, Roseanne

[austinaero]

This is not original, it’s from another private blog site in the comments regarding how the Dems are giving out free tickets to bar owners to give away for the Dem convention. someone posted this and I thought it was appropriate:

2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule — Charlotte , N.C. (Joe Biden thinks it is in Virginia)

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC

4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America ” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM – Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama

4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM –Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career in race baiting.”

5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” – Michelle Obama

5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite

5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States - Obama

[GeorgeWashingtonsGhost]

George Clooney will speak and the GIANT pink vaginas will be gushing with pride!

[Raebie]

Please. My city will suffer enough next week as it is...

[Major Matt Mason]

If the Dems do this, and they probably will, it would be someone like Will Smith, a person of color with crossover appeal to we honkies.

[Dick Bachert]

Isn’t Alex a member of FAG? That’d be perfect for the Mincer-in-Chief.

[Bob Ireland]

ping

[steve1848]

Here’s a clandestine video of Alec Baldwin preparing for his possible DNC speech...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW5jZFCOIr0

[Boogieman]

Roseanne Barr and Michael Moore could have a mud wrestling match maybe? Or how about a pie eating contest/mud wrestling match?

[LS]

“We have the gwatest ahct-or in the world, Aaahhh-eck Bawww-dwin.” (Kim Jung-Il in “Team America, World Police”)

[Aquamarine]

Right Turn Clyde

[xrmusn]

I don’t see how they can top what they are already offering.
FlUke and her campaign for Free Birth Control
Lewis will continue to explain how sharks are still looking for slaves thrown overboard.
They can bring Johnson in to further prove how Guam is in danger of tipping over.
And of course BO will be ‘forced’ to again tell us how he is going to stem the ocean tides....

Maybe they can bring in dingbat Sheehan to relate to the bums of occupy wall street on camping out in Texas in the middle of summer

Oh, the thoughts just keep pouring in....

[MinuteGal]

"ROMNEY CAN'T DO THAT TO HIMSELF, ME NEITHER"

There's a soft-spoken actor named Clint
A tough guy with a steely-eyed glint
He looked straight at the chair
As if Barack was there
And spoke sly words I don't dare to print

(....shhh, hush,......don't read the title......)

Leni