Is Kate Upton Too Fat? Critics Call Her 'Lardy,' 'Squishy,' 'Piggie' [POLL]

IBT ^ | 3 July 2012 | IBTimesStaffReporter

[smokingfrog]

Is Kate Upton too fat? Weigh in on the model's size via our online poll.

Modeling's newest "it" girl has gained a massive following due in large part to her sexy curves, but a group of critics are saying she is the massive one, calling her names like "thick" and "lardy," and saying that she looks "like a squishy brick" and "pregnant."

The most vicious critic of Kate Upton, who landed this year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition cover and is on the cover of this month's GQ, so far has been the website SkinnyGossip.com.

A controversial site in its own right, SkinnyGossip has been linked to promoting anorexia, and it features a terrifying list of "Starving Tip[s] of the Day" aimed at helping girls become as skinny as humanly possible. The horrific starving tips, such as "Learn to LOVE that empty feeling in your stomach. Trust me, you'll feel disgusting when it starts filling up again," and "If you must eat, ONLY eat when people are watching you. All other calories are eaten in vain," are accompanied by photographs of super-thin girls' legs, ostensibly to show what girls should aspire to look like.

And the site is now turning its eyes to Kate Upton, who it calls "well-marbled" in a headline, comparing her to a cow, and lambasting her a "cannibal" for eating a beef hamburger in an advertisement for fast food giant Carl's Jr.:

"I thought cannibalism was illegal?!? If that's not a very different species of cow, Kate could be in legal trouble!"

The article, which does not list an author's name, goes on to lay into Kate Upton..."

[Age of Reason]

Looks a little heavyset to me.

But worse than her weight is that repulsive mole above the right corner of her mouth. Ugh!

[Age of Reason]

would shudder at what you would have thought of Raquel Welch in her prime.

I'm sure you would.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

a group of critics are saying she is the massive one, calling her names like "thick" and "lardy," and saying that she looks "like a squishy brick" and "pregnant."

This group of critics is looking for something in a woman that doesn't involve being incredibly attractive to a man. Kate Upton is smoking hot. I think her uncle, the incandescent-bulb hating Congressman, is a statist moron - but his niece is a dime.

[smokingfrog]

Mole?

 

 

  What mole?

[az_gila]

Not only Raquel, but this sexpot would be considered fat now -

[Lysandru]

Punk ass morons. I bet they like Obamacare too.

[Wayne07]

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Yeah, I would have nooooooo problem with another well-distributed 15 or 20 pounds on her. I've always liked girls with a little baby fat. Just enough to give her that healthy look. Those anorexic sunk-cheek models just don't look right.

[Talisker]

Whoa! My sensibilities have been offended, and I only watched for 20 minutes or so...

LOL, I know, in a day or two it could do some serious damage. Someone should put a stop to it... eventually...

[The Cajun]

Ain't nary a thing wrong with her and once she gets over that shyness problem.........................

[Pecos]

Only the faggots that run the modeling industry like that deathly skinny 11-year-old boy look in women

There's an obvious reason for that. It has everything to do with their preferred bed partner, a deathly skinny 11 year old boy.

[GenXteacher]

Hottie ping material....

[zeugma]

I'd hit it                                        And hit it                           and hit it                                    and hit it!

[jmcenanly]

This one looks like a poster child for famine relief.

[numberonepal]

Hottie Ping!
To be on or off the Hottie Ping List Please FReepmail me.
Thanks to GenXteacher for the heads up.

[nascarnation]

Her uncle is U.S. Representative Fred Upton, Republican of Michigan's 6th congressional district.

[madison10]

You ARE being sarcastic I trust...or are you jealous?

[ArrogantBustard]

I object, my piratical FRiend ... I see 83 for sure queers on that survey and 25 suspects.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Are these critics talking about the same woman as we are. She actually looks a little skinny for my taste.

[Vendome]

She’s Phat allright.