[Brad’s Gramma]

I see what you did here with this thread, btw. All of the current administration’s watching over our shoulders and all...and here we all are.

Using code words. All. Night. Long.

All under the guise of Miracle Whip.

Good job, Freeper, good job.

[freekitty]

If you like a sweet variety, choose Miracle Whip; if not choose Hellmans or Best which I like.

[sockmonkey]

As an aside, when I was in the Balkans, they put mayonnaise, not miracle whip, on Pizza and French Fries.

[Category Four]

A decent mayo (which is basically any except a few store brands out there) beats MW every time.

And you can thank Pulp Fiction for introducing me to mayo on fries. That's some good stuff, the profanity-laced dialogue notwithstanding.

[Rockingham]

Try cocktail sauce instead of mayo or Miracle Whip.

[grame]

Both, MW on the tomato side, mayo on the bacon side.

[metesky]

New England is Cain's Corner.

It is simply the best.

[muir_redwoods]

Cain’s mayonnaise. Miracle Whip is a sweetish, chemical soup that should grace a dogs lunch.

[Wiz-Nerd]

Wow! Of all the topics discussed on FR this gets 243 replies. Man, we really need some good news and a break!

BTW... Hellman’s Mayo on white bread with tons of bacon. Nothin’ else needed.

[driftless2]

Neither. They’re both awful.

[Twinkie]

Bacon. Lettuce. Sliced Tomato. Sliced White Bread. Hellman’s Original Mayonnaise.

[jocon307]

Hellman’s is the ONLY way to go.

But I will say this, Heinz yellow mustard is really good on a sandwich. But you CANNOT find it in the NYC metro area (I discovered it in DC, where it is everywhere). The only way to buy it here is part of the 3-pack barbecue packages.

I wonder why you can’t get it here.

For a brown mustard Gulden’s is by far the best.

Let’s say this about America - we have great condiments!

[outofsalt]

It depends... American or Canadian bacon?

[Corwin of Amber]

Too late to help this time, but in future...compromise.

Hellman’s on the top. Miracle Whip on the bottom...

[mosaicwolf]

Neither. Everybody that really loves a BLT uses Ranch dressing.

[albie]

Dukes. Only Dukes

[tet68]

Miracle WHIP!
it’s got the ZIP!

Florida Sportsman BLT

toast
MW
Bacon
L
Tomato
Toast
MW
L
Tomato
Vienna Sausages
Bacon
MW
Toast

Now that’s a blt.

Just can’t beat Miracle Whip on a Burger,
on French Fries, on SPAM sandwiches,
any place you’d use that other stuff.

[Moonmad27]

Hellmans is okay — but first the olive oil version of any mayo. Much better tasting!

[Levante]

Hi FoxPro:

Hellmans! Definitely.

[llmc1]

Miracle Whip. And avocado instead of lettuce.