Miracle Whip Versus Mayonnaise

[FoxPro]

I am torn over this.

Freerepublic.com has the smartest people in the world.

If you were to make the best BLT in the world tonight, what would you use?

I am quite serious about this.

[mckenzie7]

Well, there can’t be too much wrong with you, you are a FReeper after all. If this helps, Obama prefers Miracle Whip.

I might just have to start acquiring a taste for Mayo!

[hope]

Well now, what will be your conclusion of all this? You got ur work cut out now!

[freekitty]

If you like a sweet variety, choose Miracle Whip; if not choose Hellmans or Best which I like.

[sockmonkey]

Looks like the same stuff, but I'm sure it was made by Kraft

The stuff I remember was originally called Kraft Miracle Sandwich Spread. I think they dropped the miracle part later.

I think the Miracle was that children didn't die in puddles of vomit, replete with little red and green bits floating on top after being forced to consume it.

[Errant]

www.cajungrocer.com/blue-plate-sandwich-spread-8-oz-1257.html

:)

[Brad’s Gramma]

Hot Dog! You got it!

[Windflier]

If you ever wanted to know where the idea of taste testing new food products came from, that was probably it.

Actually, I think that stuff is still on the shelf today. I’m sure some kids like it just fine. But they’re from “France”, ya know.

[Kickass Conservative]

Mustard on Hot Dogs, Ketchup on Hamburgers, just as God intended.

I cringe when I see someone put Ketchup on a Hot Dog, but I am a native New Yorker. I hear they perform that sacrilege in Chicago though. I'm sure it's one of Obama’s favorites, like Marxism.

Mayonnaise can and should go on both.

[TigersEye]

And Gilligan was the whole reason for the show. If he didn’t ruin it for everyone they would have gotten off that damn island after about the third episode.

Gilligan was 0bama without the evil, narcissism and melanin.

[sockmonkey]

As an aside, when I was in the Balkans, they put mayonnaise, not miracle whip, on Pizza and French Fries.

[Erasmus]

A flagellator with prayer beads.

I guess you could call that a miracle whip.

[Kickass Conservative]

I had a friend, a big tough dude, who would almost faint if he saw someone eating soft boiled or sunny side up eggs. The Egg Yolk to him was like a Crucifix to a Vampire.

I guess we now know your weakness. LOL

BTW - I grew up eating Mayo Sandwiches. Two pieces of Wonder Bread and gobs of Hellmans Mayo. My Mother's Family ate them during the Depression. They couldn't afford meat, but her Mother made her own Mayo (eggs and oil) and they bought day (or two) old bread.

They was a po’ as po’ can be, and my Mother never forgot it.

[Erasmus]

Over the top makes it much easier to tear at the perforation without leaving a long tail of TP hanging down.

To me, it’s a matter of human engineering.

[Erasmus]

Hotel inspector here and I can tell you most major chains have come down on the end being over the top of the roll. They claim their guests prefer it that way.

Characteristic of the help you get these days, about one time in five the paper towels or the napkins are put in the dispenser with the foldless side facing out.

[Category Four]

A decent mayo (which is basically any except a few store brands out there) beats MW every time.

And you can thank Pulp Fiction for introducing me to mayo on fries. That's some good stuff, the profanity-laced dialogue notwithstanding.

[Erasmus]

One or the other, it's just a genetic quirk. Like connected or unconnected earlobes.

Of course I once knew a gal with an extreme case of earlobes connected...to each other.

≤}B^)

[Rockingham]

Try cocktail sauce instead of mayo or Miracle Whip.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Didja marry that gal? ;)

She sounds like a real beaut!!!!!!!!!!

[Erasmus]

I cringe when I see someone put Ketchup on a Hot Dog, but I am a native New Yorker. I hear they perform that sacrilege in Chicago though. I'm sure it's one of Obama’s favorites, like Marxism.

Im from there, and ketchup or pickle relish on a dog makes me literally sick. Gimme mustard, onions, cheese, and chili in that order.

Hmmmm. Maybe it's because I'm a north-sider.

[xzins]

My dad was depression era as well. I clearly remember his talking about taking Karo sandwiches to school for lunch.