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Posted on 05/18/2012 6:02:52 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Obama In History
World Changing Events You Didn't Know Obama Played A Part In
Obama Guest Lecturing With Einstein
Obama: The Hidden Genius Behind Microsoft
Obama And Nixon Meet Elvis
Obama With The Beatles On The Ed Sullivan Show
Obama Launching The Bay Of Pigs
Obama At The Fall Of The Berlin Wall
Obama Leading The Troops Across The Delaware
Obama At Stonehenge
Obama Witnessing The Surrender Of Japan On The USS Missouri
Obama Attending Napoleon's Coronation
Obama With Roosevelt's Rough Riders
Obama Landing In The New World With Columbus
Obama Celebrating V-J Day In Times Square
Obama Aiding Franklin's Kite Experiment
Obama Plants A Flag On The Moon With Neil Armstrong
Obama At The Signing Of The Declaration Of Independence
Obama Assists The Wright Brothers First Flight
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davewoodson RT @: #Obamainhistory Washington could not tell a lie, Nixon could not tell the truth, Obama can't tell the difference
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davewoodson RT @: In 1803, Jefferson bought the Louisiana Purchase for $233 million in today's dollars, which Obama spent while you read this. #ObamaInHistory
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Slybo Don't swap horses in midstream 1864 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Abraham Lincoln. Don't swap asses in midstream #ObamaInHistory
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jmbarnes1 #ObamaInHistory Harry Truman dropped atomic bombs on Japan. Barrack Obama tried to apologize for it but was rebuffed by the Japanese.
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jmbarnes1 #ObamaInHistory George Bush threw up on Japanese Emperor Akihito. Barrack Obama bowed down before Japanese Emperor Akihito.
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johnrogersatty RT @: On that fateful day in 1937, Obama offered to fly Amelia Earhart's Model 10 Electra to Howland Island. She refused. #ObamaInHistory
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jmbarnes1 #ObamaInHistory Under G W Bush, American Taliban John Walker was captured & tried. Under Obama American al-Qaeda Anwar al-Awlaki was droned
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twwasson Did u know Louis Pasteur perfected pasteurization & now Pres Obama supports him by having milk w/ Frosted Flakes everyday? #ObamaInHistory
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garybambo RT @: #ObamaInHistory 9 June 1944, Obama gives a speech to thank the soldiers that took Omaha Beach who were, "fighting on my behalf."
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Kasons4 RT @: California, 1847 - Obama to The Donner Party - "You should have brought more dogs with you." #obamainhistory
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pbertrand_8 RT @: In the beginning,God created the heavens and the Earth. And President Obama was there to say it was good.#obamainhistory
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JayTreadwell 11.4.1879 Edison files for U.S. pat Incad Light bulb(IBL) 12/2007 EISA fails to be LAW 04/2008 Obama EPA regulate ILB away #ObamaInHistory
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Kasons4 RT @: After David slew Goliath he cut off Goliath's head, removing all possibility for Obama to call a Beer Summit. #Obamainhistory
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TheRealBunker91 Philadelphia, 1776 - Obama to Jefferson - "Can't we drop the 'In' from 'Independence'? This is all so foreign to me, Tom." #obamainhistory
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KenShepherd On this day in 1912, @ coined "rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic" cliche. President Taft told him "too soon" #obamainhistory
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jmbarnes1 #ObamaInHistory In 2002, the Winter Olympics were held in Salt Lake City. In 2009, Obama failed to help secure the Olympics for Chicago.
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Lisa_Luerssen Can't wait until obamaishistory is a hashtag!! :) #teaparty #palin #obamainhistory
SylenceDogood May 14, 1998, #ObamaInHistory Obama eulogizes death of Frank Sinatra. Talks about how he gave Frank singing lessons. O, the real crooner #p2
shawndjohnson #obamainhistory Obama confuses "history" with "His Story".
SpencerJGRMX Charlton Heston "From my cold dead hands" @ speech, meanwhile Obama with Fast and Furious "into the warm Mexican hands" #ObamaInhistory
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: history; obama; ofst; silliness
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To: ShadowAce
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posted on
05/18/2012 7:36:21 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
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posted on
05/18/2012 7:39:48 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: sunny48
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posted on
05/18/2012 7:45:30 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: ShadowAce
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posted on
05/18/2012 7:46:03 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: tomkow6
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posted on
05/18/2012 7:48:51 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: All
Here's one that doesn't need to be photoshopped. LOLOLOLOL Obumba meets world leaders
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posted on
05/18/2012 7:49:17 AM PDT
by
sunny48
(America, home of the offended)
To: sunny48
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posted on
05/18/2012 7:51:33 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Liberty Valance; The Looking Spoon
Rejected Draft Of Newsweek "First Gay President" Cover Discovered
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posted on
05/18/2012 7:52:58 AM PDT
by
sunny48
(America, home of the offended)
To: ShadowAce
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posted on
05/18/2012 7:59:08 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
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posted on
05/18/2012 8:03:10 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
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posted on
05/18/2012 8:26:42 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: ShadowAce
Because the re-arrangement is a cheat.
In the center is a rectangle, 1 x 3 ( h x w ). Find this in the original figure and you notice that the diagonal does NOT cross from corner to corner but misses it just ‘smidge’ at both corners. In the re-arrangement, this is ‘corrected’, although the result means that this line, when extended to the ‘new’ corners, actually ‘bends’ slightly as it passes through the indicated rectangle.
Don’t see it ? Try expanding the image and laying a straight edge along this diagonal. Otherwise, get some graph paper and actually cut out the figures and lay them out manually.
BTW: This is derived from centuries of obsession with the so-called Fibonacci Series ( 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, etc. ). The chosen dimensions occur in consecutive elements of the Series. You can construct similar ‘paradoxical dissections’ with dimensions 2, 3, 5 or 13, 21, 34 or whatever.
YMMV
21stCenturion
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posted on
05/18/2012 8:27:29 AM PDT
by
21stCenturion
("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
To: Lucky9teen
German Chancellor Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris.
“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.
“German,” she replies.
“Occupation?”
“No, just here for a few days.”
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posted on
05/18/2012 8:49:15 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
The Secret Service issued new rules of conduct for agents Friday.
They can no longer get drunk, procure hookers or go to strip bars.
The rules say that from now on, if agents feel compelled to engage
in such behavior, they can run for public office like everyone else.
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“When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became Optional, and now it’s Legal.
I’m getting out before Our Commander & Chief makes it mandatory.”
GySgt Harry Berres, USMC
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Snow White And The Dwarf Coal Miners
One fateful day the seven dwarfs left to go work at the local coal mine (hey, even little people have to make a dollar) while Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine around noon with their food she saw that there had been a terrible cave in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out for them. She prayed her dwarfs had survived. “Hello, hello,” she cried out... “Can anyone hear me? Hello...” For quite some time, without hearing a word.
Just as she was about to lose hope, Snow White called out one last time... “Hello. Is anyone down there? Please, can anyone here me?” She then heard a faint voice, deep from within the mine. The voice said, “Vote for Obama!”
Snow White, relieved that at least one dwarf had survived, gasped “Oh, thank God Dopey is still alive.”
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posted on
05/18/2012 8:52:26 AM PDT
by
unique1
To: JRios1968
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posted on
05/18/2012 9:17:13 AM PDT
by
Eepsy
To: Lucky9teen
I've always been a student of history but I didn't know this.
A VERY BRIEF HISTORY OF THE CONDOM
In 1272, the Arabic Islamic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
No need to thank me. I do this as a public service for the advancement of American education.
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05/18/2012 9:22:43 AM PDT
by
glennaro
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/18/2012 9:31:39 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/18/2012 9:43:16 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lucky9teen
OMG....thought that was real....was sad....but then....HAPPY. lol
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posted on
05/18/2012 9:52:57 AM PDT
by
Fawn
(Rush Babe on Board.)
To: BenLurkin
Ben,
Proof that 0bama sucks?
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posted on
05/18/2012 10:12:18 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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