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Another testicle ticket written in South Carolina
AP via Newsvine.com ^
| 5/7/12
Posted on 05/09/2012 10:11:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
SPARTANBURG For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.
-snip-
Last July, a Berkeley County woman was ticketed for having a similar display on the back of her truck.
That case is to go to trial in municipal court in the town of Bonneau. That trial has been delayed three times and no new trial date has been set.
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KEYWORDS: napl
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So the first case is still dangling...
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"You gonna plead guilty?"
"Nuts!"
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:12:45 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I’ve seen those here in Florida and I think they’re hideous.
I don’t want to see a ball sack dangling from a vehicle!
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:19:35 PM PDT
by
POWERSBOOTHEFAN
(I love you so much,Pumpkin. You're the best cat in the world.)
To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:21:03 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hey blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
The Constitution is not there to protect the ball sacks we want to see.
The Constitution is there to protect the ball sacks we do not want to see.
;^)
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:22:43 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:23:06 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
To: Slings and Arrows
>> For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.
Nuts.
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:29:35 PM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Think there will be a hung jury?
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:31:20 PM PDT
by
andyk
(Go Juan Pablo!)
To: andyk
Only if they drop the ball.
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:33:08 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“SPARTANBURG For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.
-snip- “
You know, *snip* is not a word I like to see when dealing with this particular subject...
:-)
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:33:32 PM PDT
by
DemforBush
(A Repo man is *always* intense!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Another place this guy can't drive.
To: DemforBush
Somebody steer-ed you wrong.
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:34:53 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:35:36 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(The democratic party is the greatest cargo cult in history.)
To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
“Nuts!” said the prince...
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:39:50 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN; Slings and Arrows
>
I dont want to see a ball sack dangling from a vehicle! Let me guess... you would prefer to see them swinging from the radio antenna? swaying from the rear-view mirror? flying from the roof? how about stapled to the driver's forehead??? :)
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:42:56 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Does the removal of the testicles from the rear of the truck constitute vehicular castration?
If they only cut the connecting parts, does that count as a vasectomy?
Should the vehicle expect swelling or discoloration in the area where the testicles had been?
How soon after the testicles are removed can the vehicle safely have "relations" with another vehicle?
Inquiring minds want to know....
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:49:29 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: dayglored
These are serious issues that require in-depth study. I’ll apply for a grant immediately.
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:50:55 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:55:50 PM PDT
by
MARTIAL MONK
(I'm waiting for the POP!)
To: Slings and Arrows; andyk
>>
Think there will be a hung jury? > Only if they drop the ball.
They really thought they had this one in the bag. But alas, it slipped from their grasp, showing once again that while a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
Wait........... what?
(Where the hell are my meds??? I know they're around here somewhere......)
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:57:01 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Slings and Arrows
How do you spot a nutty driver?
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posted on
05/09/2012 10:58:07 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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