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To: Slings and Arrows

How do you spot a nutty driver?

20 posted on 05/09/2012 10:58:07 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: smokingfrog

It’s considerate of the idiots to mark themselves for us.


21 posted on 05/09/2012 11:01:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: smokingfrog

OK.. That is just wrong on so many levels.....

IDK about the item hanging from the bumper. What they did to that Monte Carlo is criminal.


29 posted on 05/09/2012 11:25:43 PM PDT by cableguymn
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To: smokingfrog

Ouch. If they’re as heavy as they look, I could see someone hitting those balls and having them fly straight into the gas tank.

Also, I can’t help but wonder what the license plate says.


51 posted on 05/10/2012 5:02:03 AM PDT by varyouga
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To: smokingfrog

Cue Bon Scott:

I’m Ever Upper Class High Society
God’s Gift To Ballroom Notoriety
I Always Fill My Ballroom
The Event Is Never Small
The Social Pages Say I’ve Got
The Biggest Balls Of All

CHORUS:
I’ve Got Big Balls
I’ve Got Big Balls
And They’re Such Big Balls
Dirty Big Balls
And He’s Got Big Balls
And She’s Got Big Balls
But We’ve Got The Biggest Balls Of Them All

And My Balls Are Always Bouncing
My Ballroom Always Full
And Everybody Cums And Cums Again
If Your Name Is On The Guest List
No One Can Take You Higher
Everybody Says I’ve Got
Great Balls Of Fire

CHORUS

Some Balls Are Held For Charity
And Some For Fancy Dress
But When They’re Held For Pleasure
They’re The Balls That I Like Best
My Balls Are Always Bouncing
To The Left And To The Right
It’s My Belief That My Big Balls
Should Be Held Every Night

CHORUS

And I’m Just Itching To Tell You About Them
Oh We Had Such Wonderful Fun
Seafood Cocktail, Crabs, Crayfish...

Ball Sucker


53 posted on 05/10/2012 7:15:26 AM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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