Posted on 04/28/2012 1:32:00 PM PDT by canuck_conservative
OKMULGEE, Okla. (AP) - The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says a portable methamphetamine lab exploded in a mans pants as he tried to run away from a state trooper during a traffic stop.
Tulsa television station KOTV reports the incident happened shortly after midnight Friday in Okmulgee County. Authorities say the man tried to run away when the trooper asked him about a chemical smell.
Trooper Shiloh Hall says the man had an active meth lab in his pants that burst during a struggle with the trooper. The man was checked out by emergency personnel and booked in the Okmulgee County jail on a drug charge.
A portable meth lab is also known as a one-pot lab, where a smaller batch of the drug is manufactured.
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Really? I mean, really???
Up here, we rely on our illegal contingent from Mexico to drive it up I5 for us.
To h*ll with that! Buy American!
LOL!
We can’t “buy American” up here.
The local gubmints have made that impossible by enabling the Mexicans. However, the local gubmints are, also, able to claim that there are no meth labs in the area.
And, so it goes...
Someone should inform Pat Buchanan. ;^)
Okay! You first!
;o)
This only qualifies as an honorable mention Darwin award, unless sterility is fully documented.
Reminds me I just can’t wait till the next (final) season of Breaking Bad.
Major LOL going on over here.
I thought full removal from the gene pool (death) was required of Darwin Award winners. Anyway, if there was ever any doubt how dumb some of the populus is,then this is a case study.
I thought they did offer honorable mentions for near death events of a spectacular nature. Such as the Raccoon rocket or the weather balloon guy that flew over LAX.
lol
Bumping Headline.
Death is not required just removal from the gene pool. There was once a Darwin Award winner who tried to replace a fuse in his car with a live .22 shell. When he completed the circuit, the bullet fired and hit him in the testicles.
I’m at a loss but check out post #41.
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