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Self-Centered Vanity Posts Inconvenience Me (Vanity)
April 9, 2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 04/09/2012 9:52:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Just this morning, RetSignMan posted this post apologizing for his self-centeredness over the years.

Does he know how much this inconveniences ME? My life was slightly impacted, negatively, by this post and I'm not seeing how it benefits me.

People have to think how will it affect LAZ before they post a selfish- and self-centered vanity post. Being self-centered is no excuse for failing to think about me: My life, my fortunes, my good luck, and the other things in my life.

Self-centeredness is a vile trait that I have eliminated in my life to benefit my path and my mental heath. I am a much better ME for having lost my self-centered focus on me. I am so damned cool now. I hope ANY of you can become ONE TENTH as enlighted as me.

To demonstrate how you have become a little more like ME, stop posting self-centered vanities.

(Here I am in meditation, to become a much better me)



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazvanity; lazwouldhitit
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To: Lazamataz
"Oh yes, that's me. Just a big old loveable teddy bear."

Digressing for a moment from serving and thinking about you, I'd like to see your bear get ahold of that squeaky fabric softener bear. I hate that damn thing.

81 posted on 04/09/2012 11:30:24 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: Lazamataz
Somebody said something wrong on the Internet!

Now I'm going to have to stop what I'm doing and respond to it...

82 posted on 04/09/2012 11:30:44 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (I am 33 days away from outliving Phil Hartman)
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To: Lazamataz
....big ole lovable teddy bear....

Hmmmmm, I kinda think of you as a different looking teddy bear;)


83 posted on 04/09/2012 11:31:01 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (Tagline removed at the request of someone who doesn't "get" Monty Python or Shakespeare.)
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To: Lazamataz

Hey! I always have you in mind when posting on FR - see tagline.


84 posted on 04/09/2012 11:31:14 AM PDT by melissa_in_ga (Laz would hit it.)
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To: wizr
Laz, egotism is a fault. You cannot be an egotist, because you have no faults! (grovel, grovel)

Egotism becomes a virtue when I do it.

85 posted on 04/09/2012 11:34:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

I always think about you before I post, Laz. I say to myself, “Self, does this pi$$ Laz off?” If it doesn’t, then I am not trying hard enough and I practice until my post pi$$es you off.


86 posted on 04/09/2012 11:34:33 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
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To: melissa_in_ga

I’d hit your tagline, if you hoist it into the air far enough.


87 posted on 04/09/2012 11:35:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Cyber Liberty
That pissed me off.


88 posted on 04/09/2012 11:36:49 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz; Cyber Liberty

Someone needs to update their profile page.

“... posts by Cyber Liberty piss me off....”


89 posted on 04/09/2012 11:40:07 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: SomeCallMeTim

http://www.break.com/index/happy-easter-from-kate-upton-2316293

Probably the hottest thing since a young Marylin Monroe.


90 posted on 04/09/2012 11:44:08 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (I will never vote for Romney. Ever.)
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To: Lazamataz

Only Laz could get away with a post like this! LOL

91 posted on 04/09/2012 11:44:13 AM PDT by abigailsmybaby ("To understan' the livin', you got ta commune wit' da dead." Minerva)
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To: RightOnline

Heyyyy, I think you’ve got a case of justifiable reliance against the ol’ Lazaroo...call me ;-)


92 posted on 04/09/2012 11:46:55 AM PDT by jagusafr ("Write in Palin and prepare for war...")
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To: abigailsmybaby
I AM SO GREAT
93 posted on 04/09/2012 11:49:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: deoetdoctrinae

LOL!


94 posted on 04/09/2012 11:53:06 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Lazamataz

Laz and I have an agreement, of sorts: Until I find a link that pisses him off as much as that “You Are an Idiot!” link he’s not sufficiently peeved at me to make the permanent list.


95 posted on 04/09/2012 12:07:36 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
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To: Lazamataz

How can I too make a vanity post?


96 posted on 04/09/2012 12:07:52 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again.")
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To: Lazamataz

I love you, Laz.


97 posted on 04/09/2012 12:09:20 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (I'd vote for a "orange juice can", before 0bummer&HisRegimeFromHell, gets another 4yrs. Can-> later.)
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To: jagusafr; Lazamataz

Oh but I do.....His Lazness allows me to bask in his aura; his greatness. His Lazhood is unequalled and dominates my thoughts. Why, how could I ever be self-centered as a result? It’s impossible.

So ya see.....The LazMan has done me a HUGE favor!

[reminds me.....note to self.....scribble scribble....get....more.........incense........]


98 posted on 04/09/2012 12:14:21 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: Lazamataz
Not so old..


99 posted on 04/09/2012 12:16:02 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: onyx; DJ MacWoW; Lazamataz

YES! I admit it. My heart is on my sleeve for Lazamataz.

At least he remembers to call me once in a while to say hello, even if he can’t remember which old lady I am, LOL!

Aw, Laz. You know I love you, honey.


100 posted on 04/09/2012 12:19:53 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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