Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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I fight it every week ... and sure enough, he was wearing a rock band shirt, but at least it didn’t have gross images of zombies on it. People here think summer requires as much bare skin as possible, even in church.
I’m sure I went through a phase where I thought I was winning a victory by looking sloppy. Now I want to look as good as possible, given my age and other conditions.
But, on the other side, compile a list of thread titles we have used, peruse them, and then see if you can again make that claim with a straight face.
Too bad we took the jj_fate to the end of Internet...it would be fun to resurrect him...er...dig him up.
Most people in the valley think baring almost everything is fashionable. The RICH folks seem to wear their clothes with invisible price tags for us to look at.
And then there are those who work in the various governments: Casual Fridays are just barely tolerated.
I need to go lie down, kiddies!
See you tomorrow!
I sometimes wonder if people’s clothes were expensive. I can’t tell whether a cute outfit came from Target or Nordstrom’s!
DP wears “switchback” pants all the time, with the zip-off leg sections, because you never know when taking off your lower legs might save you from dying of heatstroke. When the legs come through the wash, I hang them up neatly on skirt-clips in his closet. Not my job to reassemble his garments if he feels the need to disassemble them!
See, I didn’t have a mental picture of the creek, either. It sounds really cool!
We live on a ridge, and below it is a creek (Snake Creek.) There’s no way I’m exploring down there until I get a good pair of snake boots.
We have a creek in the back yard as well.
When I was a teen, my friend’s mom told me that it’s possible to make an inexpensive wardrobe purchase look like a million $. I’ve seen people do it, too.
We have a creek through our subdivision. The children get muddy there sometimes.
Snake boots are all the rage in Milan.
I like snakes, but there are some overpopulation issues with Burmese pythons in Florida, for example. Kill ‘em and grill ‘em, and why waste the skins?
Um—not quite what I need, but lovely anyway. Why is she holding a catcher’s mitt?
Mud is good. It protects you from sunburn and insect bites. Have you ever seen a sunburned, mosquito-bitten elephant?
“Kill em and grill em,...”
My thoughts exactly. However, there are some things that are apparently not good for you. For instance, in Travis McGee’s book, “Enemies Foreign and Domestic,” piranhas are supposed to be not-good-eating for some reason or another. However, my ethos prescribes eating what I kill, no exceptions. Can you understand why I have some trouble with that?
In a word (or a non-word), blech.
I am always completely out of step w/the FReepers on this thread. I was the kid who invariably laughed out loud at all the parts of the movie that nobody else laughed at which. (Which isn’t a preposition. You’re allowed to end a sentence w/which?) Conversely, are crickets a good thing?
I'm inclined to kill mosquitoes as quickly and efficiently as I can. This often messes up the carcasses a bit.
Do you make a stew out of them then? Any special treatment for the wings? They don't seem very nutritional.
I was the only person in the whole theater who laughed when the Mel Brooks Indians rode up and started speaking.
Was I really the only person in a whole theater in Hollywood who recognized Yiddish???
Maybe everyone in Hollywood is an actor?
Heck, I recognized the Yiddish, and I’m second-generation Hillbilly.
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