Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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Taking the sizes sounds much easier than taking the feets.
That way you can be defeeted and like it!
I only have one catch-all surface, which is why I eat at the computer desk.
;o])
For those of you who don’t know, we live right across from a dirt airstip.....30 airplanes have come in this morning and landed here. That is a record I think. Yesterday 15 to 20.
Ah. That must be for the airshow, yes?
I love air shows. When I lived closer to Nellis AFB, I really enjoyed watching the Thunderbirds practice. Didn’t have to fight the crowds, either! LOL!
No they are doing a fly-in. It is a flying club. Yet it has been fun watching them take off now.
Way cool!
They have CA/NV line in a dry lake bed. They are thinking of making into an “excutive” airport, which means ricks folks can lan their jets there, then take their helicopters the 40 miles to McCarran, Henderson or No. Las Vegas.
Our tax dollars hard @ work.
Our newest, Fred, aka “Chupacabra” does that. We have to keep our TP in a cabinet because it won’t last an hour on the dispenser. I just ordered some child-proof roll covers from BB&B.
Yeah, I can see that on my “My Comments” page. Gonna be different than “Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald’s Dollar Menu.”
“I was a Teenage Cthulhu Baby Momma!”
Every surface in our house is a catch-all.
Funny, I always pictured your place as endless area to ride ATV’s or snowmobiles. How far is the airstrip from your house? An elevated train ran past the fire escape of the 3rd floor tenement I lived in as a kid, and trains and planes don’t keep me awake. But let a floorboard or a window squeak....
We keep our bath tissue in empty coffee cans with the labels removed to avoid confusion. You can make an even more streamlined one out of those 100-CD holders (cut a hole in the top, pull tissue through.)
it is, our place is a endless area to ride ATV’s the airstrip is just on the other side of the creek. Just a long flat dirt trail really.
I saw that one earlier. I could go for either of them, Darks....
I’m going to have to flip a coin on this one.
I like the Dr. Seuss one better, not as gross. However, I’d move to either one ... I’m bored with this gal and her cheezburgers, after all this time.
In other news, young Bill, the Mirror of Fashion, just tried to go to Mass in a tank top. (”It’s striped!” he said.) I didn’t see him when he came down again, so he probably slipped out in a rock-band t-shirt, but at least he was covered.
Let me know when the story is complete, and whether it will be in the Fiction, or Non-Fiction section.
Cheeseburgers are more boring than chicken...
I never see young people at church in less than “Sunday-go-to-meetin’ clothes.” Of course, it’s usually pretty cold in the chapels in 105+ degree heat, so a lot of people wear sweaters.
*ahem*
I do NOT think I could pull up that thread every day and skim over the Cthulhu Baby Momma, thanks just the same.
:o|
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