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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Borax Queen; Lakeshark; Darksheare
Was that sign posted before or after some of Dark’s coffee?
2,101
posted on
05/28/2012 11:32:15 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
To: NicknamedBob
Oh, I don't shrink from hoarding! That is what it is called when you buy a bunch of something on sale and use coupons right?
Works well with food, not so good with books.
(I have five copies of "Screwtape Letters". Garage Sales!)
2,102
posted on
05/28/2012 11:34:32 AM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Migrating elephant herds react badly to flaming motor homes and dry ice doesn't repel killer bees)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob
I have five copies of "Screwtape Letters".As long as you can barter them for ammo you're set!
2,103
posted on
05/28/2012 11:37:28 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
To: fanfan; Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob
” (I have five copies of “Screwtape Letters”. Garage Sales!) “
I have two, but in your case, you are “screwed”
2,104
posted on
05/28/2012 11:41:01 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: fanfan
I plan on flinging copies of “Miracles” at any attackers with a trebuchet. Good Grief but that was a heavy book!
2,105
posted on
05/28/2012 11:48:03 AM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Migrating elephant herds react badly to flaming motor homes and dry ice doesn't repel killer bees)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
I’m screwed? Because I don’t have a copy?
I want a copy of fifty shades of grey. ;-)
2,106
posted on
05/28/2012 11:50:10 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
2,107
posted on
05/28/2012 11:51:56 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"I plan on flinging copies of Miracles at any attackers with a trebuchet. Good Grief but that was a heavy book!" If it is your intention to inflict "the death of a thousand paper cuts" in that manner, you should be aware that the book is listed as having only 304 pages.
Regarding your tagline, you should also be aware that bees of all kinds do not like carbon dioxide.
I am not particularly conversant in the behavior of elephants.
2,108
posted on
05/28/2012 11:57:45 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: fanfan; Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
I blew it. I guess it was Teddy Bear who has 5 copies: )
2,109
posted on
05/28/2012 11:58:46 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
I plan on giving them to the young ladies in the Girls Club. I think it is the perfect bridge book between Narnia and his more grown up stuff.
I am trying to get them hooked on reading. Except for one who is already hooked. She will read the labels off soup cans if there is nothing else around.
2,110
posted on
05/28/2012 12:09:01 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Migrating elephant herds react badly to flaming motor homes and dry ice doesn't repel killer bees)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
” I plan on giving them to the young ladies in the Girls Club. I think it is the perfect bridge book between Narnia and his more grown up stuff.”
I agree.
2,111
posted on
05/28/2012 12:11:21 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; stephenjohnbanker
"She will read the labels off soup cans if there is nothing else around." That sounds like me.
I bribed my children to read. It cost me a dollar a book.
Their reading habits are still costing me. Now I have to buy their college texts.
2,112
posted on
05/28/2012 12:13:35 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear
Elephants, like most other mammals would probably avoid flaming motor homes.
After all, it could be a meth lab.
2,113
posted on
05/28/2012 12:17:36 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
That’s OK. I have 2 boxes of salt.
We can trade.
2,114
posted on
05/28/2012 12:20:36 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
To: NicknamedBob
you should be aware that the book is listed as having only 304 pages. Yes but the first four chapters are devoted to explaining exactly what the terms mean that he is going to use in the rest of the book. So I reckon that the book is made of pure osmium.
Took me most of a weekend to wade through it.
It wasn't dry, just heavy.
2,115
posted on
05/28/2012 12:22:02 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Migrating elephant herds react badly to flaming motor homes and dry ice doesn't repel killer bees)
To: fanfan; NicknamedBob
They react badly not avoid. A herd of elephants get running and there ain’t an land animal in the natural world that wants to be in their way.
2,116
posted on
05/28/2012 12:25:58 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Migrating elephant herds react badly to flaming motor homes and dry ice doesn't repel killer bees)
To: fanfan
I have heard of that book but have never seen it. Of course I feed my habit at garage sales these days. :)
2,117
posted on
05/28/2012 12:28:16 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Migrating elephant herds react badly to flaming motor homes and dry ice doesn't repel killer bees)
To: fanfan
2,118
posted on
05/28/2012 12:28:32 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: NicknamedBob
” I bribed my children to read. It cost me a dollar a book.”
Plus the cost of the book..
2,119
posted on
05/28/2012 12:30:15 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Oh, yeah!
We ended up giving away a whole box of Animorphs. At least I didn’t have to pay that kid.
2,120
posted on
05/28/2012 12:45:35 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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