I plan on flinging copies of “Miracles” at any attackers with a trebuchet. Good Grief but that was a heavy book!
Heavy but helpful.
If it is your intention to inflict "the death of a thousand paper cuts" in that manner, you should be aware that the book is listed as having only 304 pages.
Regarding your tagline, you should also be aware that bees of all kinds do not like carbon dioxide.
I am not particularly conversant in the behavior of elephants.