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The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[fanfan]

Was that sign posted before or after some of Dark’s coffee?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Oh, I don't shrink from hoarding! That is what it is called when you buy a bunch of something on sale and use coupons right?

Works well with food, not so good with books.

(I have five copies of "Screwtape Letters". Garage Sales!)

[fanfan]

I have five copies of "Screwtape Letters".

As long as you can barter them for ammo you're set!

[stephenjohnbanker]

” (I have five copies of “Screwtape Letters”. Garage Sales!) “

I have two, but in your case, you are “screwed”

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I plan on flinging copies of “Miracles” at any attackers with a trebuchet. Good Grief but that was a heavy book!

[fanfan]

I’m screwed? Because I don’t have a copy?

I want a copy of fifty shades of grey. ;-)

[fanfan]

Heavy but helpful.

[NicknamedBob]

"I plan on flinging copies of “Miracles” at any attackers with a trebuchet. Good Grief but that was a heavy book!"

If it is your intention to inflict "the death of a thousand paper cuts" in that manner, you should be aware that the book is listed as having only 304 pages.

Regarding your tagline, you should also be aware that bees of all kinds do not like carbon dioxide.

I am not particularly conversant in the behavior of elephants.

[stephenjohnbanker]

I blew it. I guess it was Teddy Bear who has 5 copies: )

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I plan on giving them to the young ladies in the Girls Club. I think it is the perfect bridge book between Narnia and his more grown up stuff.

I am trying to get them hooked on reading. Except for one who is already hooked. She will read the labels off soup cans if there is nothing else around.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” I plan on giving them to the young ladies in the Girls Club. I think it is the perfect bridge book between Narnia and his more grown up stuff.”

I agree.

[NicknamedBob]

"She will read the labels off soup cans if there is nothing else around."

That sounds like me.

I bribed my children to read. It cost me a dollar a book.

Their reading habits are still costing me. Now I have to buy their college texts.

[fanfan]

Elephants, like most other mammals would probably avoid flaming motor homes.
After all, it could be a meth lab.

[fanfan]

That’s OK. I have 2 boxes of salt.

We can trade.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

you should be aware that the book is listed as having only 304 pages.

Yes but the first four chapters are devoted to explaining exactly what the terms mean that he is going to use in the rest of the book. So I reckon that the book is made of pure osmium.

Took me most of a weekend to wade through it.

It wasn't dry, just heavy.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They react badly not avoid. A herd of elephants get running and there ain’t an land animal in the natural world that wants to be in their way.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I have heard of that book but have never seen it. Of course I feed my habit at garage sales these days. :)

[stephenjohnbanker]

What a deal!

[stephenjohnbanker]

” I bribed my children to read. It cost me a dollar a book.”

Plus the cost of the book..

[NicknamedBob]

Oh, yeah!

We ended up giving away a whole box of Animorphs. At least I didn’t have to pay that kid.