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Holy cr@p! This zombie attack bike is powered by a chainsaw
IO9 ^
| March 10, 2012
| Robert T. Gonzalez
Posted on 03/31/2012 10:57:19 AM PDT by DogByte6RER
Holy cr@p! This zombie attack bike is powered by a chainsaw
I'm sorry, did you think I meant a chainsaw motor? I suppose that's understandable (after all, two-stroke chainsaw engines are often used to convert bicycles into rear-wheel-drive motorbikes), but I didn't say chainsaw motor, did I? I said chainsaw. Because whoever pieced together this unholy death machine has clearly left the power source attached to a number of other components. They've even opted for a FWD conversion so that the saw's guide blade and cutting chain could be front-mounted.
100% terrifying, 100% brilliant. Perfect for plowing through hordes of the undead or cruising the wastelands of post-apocalyptia. Now, if you'll excuse me, I find that I am overcome by a desire to don football pads and spend the weekend watching the Mad Max trilogy on repeat.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Hobbies; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: apocalypse; backyardengineering; bicycle; chainsaw; itstheendoftheworld; madmax; napl; postapocalypse; redneck; survival; zday; zombieapocalypse
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To: Darksheare; weighted Companion Cube
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posted on
03/31/2012 11:26:15 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1166 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: mylife
It wouldn't be hard to make one of these pocket rockets.
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posted on
03/31/2012 11:26:21 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: smokingfrog
That’s Cool!
as i said, it beats Xbox!
23
posted on
03/31/2012 11:28:34 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: muir_redwoods
24
posted on
03/31/2012 11:29:12 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: mylife
25
posted on
03/31/2012 11:30:34 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: DogByte6RER
Hey, the fact that it’s a girl’s bike makes it all the more cooler.
To: smokingfrog
generally, I just rode dirt bikes witha pistol in my pocket.
Lord I had fun!
27
posted on
03/31/2012 11:36:29 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Slings and Arrows
Cool. Reminds me of a couple of my friends that just like the open air on 2 wheels
28
posted on
03/31/2012 11:39:49 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
Now I see the drive train.
29
posted on
03/31/2012 11:43:29 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: smokingfrog
Some of my school chums were running McCulloch driven go carts back in the day.
They would shit and git!
30
posted on
03/31/2012 11:46:18 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: DogByte6RER
YIKES!!!...a youngster's (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) bike...
31
posted on
03/31/2012 11:55:16 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Kill all the terrorists, protect all the borders, ridicule all the (surviving) Liberals :^)
To: mylife
32
posted on
03/31/2012 11:57:49 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: humblegunner
There were a few times when a girl’s bike would have made my crashes much less painful. That bar on a boy’s bike can be a real ball breaker.
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posted on
03/31/2012 12:08:25 PM PDT
by
peeps36
(America is being destroyed by filthy traitors in the political establishment)
To: Slings and Arrows
Yes, Yes.. I read the book as a school boy
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posted on
03/31/2012 12:26:02 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: OpusatFR
Interesting, but I still go for the flamethrowers.
Gatlings. There is just no situation that they don't make more fun.
35
posted on
03/31/2012 12:27:39 PM PDT
by
GonzoGOP
(There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
To: DogByte6RER
Just great. Run you bike into a zombie and then have him flailing away at your face and stuck on the front of your bike. It sounds like a one and done and now a zombie two plan.
36
posted on
03/31/2012 12:52:16 PM PDT
by
FreeAtlanta
(Liberty and Justice for ALL)
To: DogByte6RER
37
posted on
03/31/2012 1:07:43 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: skinkinthegrass
Some Turd World savage didn’t know that chainsaw is an antique and worth enough to buy a real motorcycle if offered on craigslist.com
38
posted on
03/31/2012 1:37:34 PM PDT
by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
To: muir_redwoods
39
posted on
03/31/2012 2:23:16 PM PDT
by
6SJ7
(Meh.)
To: peeps36
I never did figure that one out from a practical standpoint. I can dig the whole 'feminine sensibilities' angle, but they might was well have factored a row of sharpened gutter spikes into the design of those old 'boy's' 10-speed and spider bikes. They were enough to make your voice go through puberty twice in one childhood.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."
--H.L. Mencken, The Sage of Baltimore
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